Dave Abrahamson
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- May 8, 2003
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, <br />"Do you want to go to heaven?" <br /> <br />The man said, "I do Father." The Priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." <br /><br />Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" <br />Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. <br /> <br />"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. <br /><br />Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven? <br /> <br />O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." <br /> <br />The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die <br />you don't want to go to heaven?" <br /> <br />O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.
