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An elderly gentelman is walking down a country lane when he hears a little squeaky voice say "help me help me" he looks all around him and cant see a thing,he carries on a little way and hears the voice again a little louder "old man help me please" he looks around and still cant see anything until he looks down on the ground behind him and sees a little green frog "cant be" he thinks just then the little frog winks at him and says "old man I used to be a very beautifull young lady until a evil witch turned me into a frog, If you kiss me I will turn back into a beautifull young lady with a beautifull body and I will do whatever you want me to do for the rest of your life" Fair enogh the man thinks and bends down scoops the frog up into his hand and pops her into his top pocket "old man what are you doing" the frog screamed in her high pitched voice "I told you you have to kiss me for me to turn back into a beautifull youg lady" Yes" says the old man "But I prefer a talking frog at my age"
