Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

troyo

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I hate my boat ! Why did I ever buy it ?!?!?!?!?<br /><br />Now I feel much better !
 

crab bait

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

HEY ,,YOU GOT TO THROW YOUR TIME & MONEY AT SOMETHIN'.....
 

Dhadley

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

BOAT........Break Out Another Thousand!<br /><br />Good luck!
 

Ross J

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

Message from BOAT to troyo,<br />"Treat me like a woman......, take me out sometimes........., caress my curves........, tell me how much you need me........, give me some spit and polish.........., make sure my bed is comfortable........, bring you're friends to see me.........., don't point out my inconsistancies......."<br />"In return I'll look after all you're needs and you'll soon see a different me......"<br /><br />Just a different view mate.....
 

Franki

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

Hey Mr Ross, <br /><br />you left a couple out..<br /><br />1. Spend heaps of money on her.. regurlarly..<br />2. Make her the center of her world, and don't be caught looking at other boats.. <br /><br /> :D :D :D <br /><br />rgds<br /><br />Frank
 

crab bait

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

for you mates DOWN UNDA:: DANG !! i'm gonna have to take my little sweetie out for a starlit nite .... yep ,, just me an my boat... you mates mite be on to somethin' or on somethin' or somethin'...
 

Franki

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

Probably the later I'm afraid..<br /><br />Didn't you ever wonder why boats and ships are always female?<br /><br />I suspect its because all the best curses are female..<br /><br />there is the old standby:<br />B itch.<br />and some other good choices.. :)<br />T art<br />S lut<br />W ench<br />I have used all the above words and many others in my years of fighting my boats..<br /><br />The choices are endless.. and for good reason..<br /><br />(do you have any idea how badly my girlfriend will beat me if she read this??? :)<br /><br />rgds<br /><br />frank
 

12Footer

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

I was going to explain why they are female, and the procedure for taking care of them when you run them aground,and they sart to run hot,and what you must stick and where...But thought it would be in poor taste, as this is a family board.<br /> :D
 

12Footer

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

And then there is the primer for when they "run outta gas"..Let's not go there.<br />Oh MAN!!! THEY ARE LIKE WOMEN!!! AAAAARGH!!!<br />Anybody wanna buy a boat?
 
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DJ

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

Be careful about the female references when referring to boats. There is a move afloat (pun intended) by the feminists to have all sea going craft referred to as "gender nuetral". And the really SCARY part about this whole thing is that the US Navy is listening!
 

JB

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We call our boats "she" because <br /><br />1.they are irresistably attractive, <br />2.cost lots of money, <br />3.need lots of attention and if they don't get it, <br />4.they kill us.<br /><br />Red sky at night. . .<br />JB :)
 

Franki

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

my god,, that is discussing...<br /><br />its the whole manhole/personhole thing over again..<br /><br />Women should consider ships being female a compliment.. especially since they usually have men all over them.. (seamen to be exact :)<br /><br />you can refer to a boat or ship as her.. but if its gender unspecific, then it would have to be "it" and I don't want to call my boat "it" since it won't make sense the next time my motor dies or something and I call "it" a B itch.<br /><br />that won't do at all.<br /><br />rgds<br /><br />Frank
 
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DJ

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JB,<br /><br />It is sort of: "fatal attraction".<br /><br />Boats are more akin to Ferrari's than Ford's. The previous is VERY high maintenance.
 

suzukidave

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

On the politically correct front, Lloyd's of London's just "decided" after 300 plus years to stop referring to ships as "she" in their ship's registry. Seems the decision was helped by the usual intense pressure from "persons" with nothing better to do. Haven't been this mad since the Canadian media decided aboud five years ago under the same pressure to change "fishermen" to "fishers". Still can't read "fishers" without cringing. <br /><br />signed<br />An angry fisherman and his boat (she's mad too)
 

Beernutz

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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhh !

We gotta find a better way to relax!!!<br /><br />Golf or Russian Roulette, anyone?
 

JB

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Lloyd's of London can just go pee up a rope. I will never refer to my beloved boats as "its".<br /><br />Red sky at night. . .<br />JB :)
 

Gold Bear

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My wife gets jealous when I pat my boat on the transom and say "Who loves you baby!"
 

Ross J

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My wife says my gravestone is going to say "FINALLY" same as the boat.........
 
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