Ads Gone Wrong ....

aspeck

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For sale:
Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Wanted:
Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Ad slogan:
We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale
Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.

Toaster:
A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings:
Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

For Rent:
6-room hated apartment.

Personal Ads:
Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Help Offered:
Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Want Ad:
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must we willing to travel.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
 
marlboro180

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Re: Ads Gone Wrong ....

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1998 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
89 cents
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
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FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED. CALL CHUBBIE
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE REWARD.
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED
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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
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AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS-$175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
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BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
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OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON- FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.

By: Karl Date: April 2, 2009
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The 1200 I have was my little brothers. He died about 11 years ago and had not been shot since I don't know when. Loaded it up and it shot great. Accuracy was tremendous and I am a lousy shot. I found it in a metal box. The box is a little beat up but gun in great shape. Was the metal box original. Foam inside is cut perfectly for gun, BB's and air catridges, like is was made for it. Unfortunatetly no paperwork. Interested in anymore info I can get.

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