An Embarrassing Moment

[puddle jumper]

To day i was putting on my new boat cover and started doing the i need to pee dance. Well looking around didn't see anyone. I ran around the back of my truck whipped it out and went. As i finished up with relief I looked up to see my neighbor watching me out there window with what seemed like the whole woman's auxiliary club behind her. So i just waved and went back to work. Now im wondering whats the next convention is going to be about the next time i see my neighbor.

 

[wildmaninal]

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Better watch out you might just of gotten yourself a new girlfriend lol. I was fussing with my cousins back years ago and my father comes out the door buck naked to break up the fight (that wasn't physically involved).

 

[Nova II 260]

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She'll have you registered as a sex offender in no time...

 

[wildmaninal]

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I got it she might start the conversation with, Hey it's been shlong I mean so long since we talked...

 

[Jerico]

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One of my jobs at work is managing the video surveillance server. When one of the drivers saw me checking the server one day his comment was "oh @#$%, I wonder how many times you've got me on video taking a leak behind the building at night." lol

 

[MikDee]

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Hey puddle jumper, you makin puddles? talk about embarassing moments, besides if they were polite they would have turned away. It only gets worse if you have prostate issues, more urgent! don't ask me how I know.

 

[puddle jumper]

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Part of the problem is her husband knows many people at my work and the other part of the problem is i made a loud remark about there dog poop. I know thay herd me when i made that remark so my name was already crap. In my defence "but it felt so good".

 

[wildmaninal]

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Oh you have so much fun in store for you . Seriously I doubt anything will come of it.

 

[puddle jumper]

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I don't think so ether. But you have to emit it funny.

 

[fire831]

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That's funny. One of the reasons you should always look up,down, and all around before doing something like that. A buddy of mine was deer hunting one time and had to take a dump. Walked a little ways away from his stand and looked around and proceeded. He forgot to look up and heard a giggle only to look up and see a woman in her tree stand not to far from him.

 

[wildmaninal]

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That's funny. One of the reasons you should always look up,down, and all around before doing something like that. A buddy of mine was deer hunting one time and had to take a dump. Walked a little ways away from his stand and looked around and proceeded. He forgot to look up and heard a giggle only to look up and see a woman in her tree stand not to far from him.

Oh lord that would be an embarrassing moment, but puddle jumper had several women watching him.

 

[puddle jumper]

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And not one proposition. Can you believe that.

 

[moterboat]

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they may just be laughing and jokeing about not seeing one that small since the second grade

 

[bigboneli]

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Oh lord that would be an embarrassing moment, but puddle jumper had several women watching him.

Ya, but he was peeing. This guy was growing a tail.

 

[wildmaninal]

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they may just be laughing and jokeing about not seeing one that small since the second grade

That was just plane wrong .

Ya, but he was peeing. This guy was growing a tail.

I hear ya, lol there both pretty bad though situations to be in

Nothing said about it at all puddle jumper?

 

[puddle jumper]

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I dont know my neighbor has not talked to me since. Up in the country were i live it quite common to see guys out side peeing now if i was taking a dump in my back yard and was cought i think it would be a different story.
*** for an ity bitty weeny how did you know motorboat have you been talking to my neighbor.

 

[ntrsandman]

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The women were just jealous. wishin' they could just unzip and let 'er rip! Wondering what writing your name in the snow is like. Being able to not need TP every time. When only one tree is enough.

 

[puddle jumper]

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I dont know ive seen some impressive woman stand up and pee. Its all in the aim.

 

[MacGizmo]

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It might be Embarrassing, , , , but please don?t make a fool of yourself by launching your boat, try to start it only to realize you?ve put the battery on charge in your garage?? and it?s still on charge.

 

[Sorrento 25]

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I'm not sure which is worse - pulling out of your driveway with the shorepower cable still plugged in and then dragging, or leaving the gas pump and taking the hose and nozzle along but I've done both.