An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last <br />of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.<br /><br />Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest <br />episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea <br />and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. 
<br /><br />In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed <br />sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.<br /><br />A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He <br />started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the <br />unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at <br />his feet.<br /><br />As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, <br />a hospital security guard (barel y containing his laughter) who had watched <br />the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"<br /><br />The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh _ t out of <br />a ghost." <br />Happy Halloween ! <br /><br />Taz
<br /><br />In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed <br />sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.<br /><br />A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He <br />started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the <br />unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at <br />his feet.<br /><br />As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, <br />a hospital security guard (barel y containing his laughter) who had watched <br />the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"<br /><br />The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh _ t out of <br />a ghost." <br />Happy Halloween ! <br /><br />Taz