Re: Bananas
"Bad luck havin' a woman aboard, sir."<br />"Be even worse luck not to have her."<br /><br />--Pirates of the Carribean<br /><br />Actually, it's a little known scientific fact that bananas absorb water - a single banana in a marine environment can absorb enough atmospheric moisture to wreak havoc with the captain's weight and balance measurements, causing a vessel to ride low in the water, affecting speed and fuel efficiency, or even in some cases capsize a small merchant vessel. In fact, the famous wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been attributed to two bananas secreted aboard by a crewman known to have been suffering from a potassium deficiency. The sinking of the Titanic has also been linked to a banana puddi