Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

[PiratePast40]

It's still in the news with no explanation for the birds or for the dead fish. A representative from the fish & wildlife department was just on the news and says the birds shows signs of blunt force trama while in the air!

It was obviously a Romulan space vessel with a cloaking device!

Should we start a poll for explanations?

 

[Summer Fun]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

After I read that story I put on my tinfoil hat.

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OOPS, I forgot to say .. Thats not really me.

 

[JB]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

A freak hailstorm could explain the bird kill but I haven't enough imagination to speculate what would kill the fish as well.

Evil spirits or a liberal conspiracy might be blamed.

 

[scipper77]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

A freak hailstorm could explain the bird kill but I haven't enough imagination to speculate what would kill the fish as well.

Evil spirits or a liberal conspiracy might be blamed.

Doesn't this sort of thing happen at least once a year at the hideout??

I'd say it's a big coincidence that the fish and birds were close to each other. If there was a way to kill off only one specific kind of animal without affecting others we could finally get rid of all those gobies in lake ontario.

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

It's still in the news with no explanation for the birds or for the dead fish. A representative from the fish & wildlife department was just on the news and says the birds shows signs of blunt force trama while in the air!

It was obviously a Romulan space vessel with a cloaking device!

Should we start a poll for explanations?

This is exactly how rumors and misinformation are propagated. I live not thirty minutes from Beebe (dead birds) and I can tell you with unequivocal certainty there hasn't been a Romulan around here since '78. I expected better from you, Pirate.

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Evil spirits or a liberal conspiracy might be blamed.

We have both in abundance here, but speculation is the birds' trauma was the result of a hailstorm or fireworks. The drum died from disease. They just aren't prepared to say what kind yet. Samples have been sent to the aquaculture department at UAPB (school in the southern part of the state) for analysis. Results are expected in three-ish weeks. Pretty crazy.

 

[DJ]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

The last time that happened to me in AR, I was sporting a shotgun and a fishing pole. "Cast and Blast" if you will.

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

The last time that happened to me in AR, I was sporting a shotgun and a fishing pole. "Cast and Blast" if you will.

Lots of both happen around here.

 

[64osby]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

The End is Near!!!! Oh sorry I just watched 2012 last night

 

[rbh]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Lots of both happen around here.

YUP

Everytime something happen in the news from AR I wonder what the heck you've been up to???? LOL

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

YUP

Everytime something happen in the news from AR I wonder what the heck you've been up to???? LOL

Ha! Fair question and one often asked.

 

[hostage]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

It's still in the news with no explanation for the birds or for the dead fish. A representative from the fish & wildlife department was just on the news and says the birds shows signs of blunt force trama while in the air!

It was obviously a Romulan space vessel with a cloaking device!

Should we start a poll for explanations?

They hit the sound barrier!

 

[lncoop]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/arkansas-birds-fell-from-sky,18729/

 

[angus63]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

gravity

 

[cookbayou]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

B.P. oil spill did it

 

[PiratePast40]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

This is exactly how rumors and misinformation are propagated. I live not thirty minutes from Beebe (dead birds) and I can tell you with unequivocal certainty there hasn't been a Romulan around here since '78. I expected better from you, Pirate.

Oh yea - I was at that secret security briefing. Certainly no Romulans in Arkansas (wink, wink).

 

[PiratePast40]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

gravity

Localized gravity storm. Hmmmmmm, I've heard of those but they're more common when coming out of a bar.

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

I can't believe no one picked up the simple fact that it was the bees that attacked the birds. The birds were just in the wrong place. They were in Beebe for crying out loud.

Joking aside, they said it might be caused by a hail storm but I thought birds sleep at night. What are they doing flying around at midnight? Now, there are reports of the same thing in LA and KY only in smaller number. I think the freakishly warm NYE temps might have something to do with it or some jackwagon dropped them from a plane to riled up the 2012 believers.

 

[rbh]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Why am I getting a flash back of when Les Nesman from WKRP drop all those live turkeys out of a helicopter onto a parking lot.

 

[JRJ]

Re: Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?

Good 1 rbh. I remember the inhumanity.