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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.<br /><br />A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.<br /><br />"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."<br /><br />The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.<br /><br />Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.<br /><br />Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.<br /> 
