Blonde carpenters

BoatBuoy

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Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a<br />Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down<br />house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail<br />and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.<br /><br />Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,<br />"Why are you throwing those nails away?"<br /><br />Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half<br />of them have the head on the wrong end and so I throw them away."<br /><br />Donna got completely upset and yelled,<br />"You moron! Those nails aren't defective!<br /><br />They're for the other side of the house
 

heycods

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Re: Blonde carpenters

Lady fish said "Uhh..... whats wrong with that. :confused: "<br /><br />Had to stirr the pot a mite. ;) :p :D
 

Twidget

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Re: Blonde carpenters

I wanna be there when she finally catches up with you guys. :)
 

LadyFish

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Re: Blonde carpenters

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llfish

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Re: Blonde carpenters

My nails always bend. Cheep Chinese nails.
 

KRS

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Re: Blonde carpenters

I was using a pneumatic nailer, and when I pulled the strips of nails out of the box, every other one was facing the wrong way.
 

Dave Abrahamson

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Re: Blonde carpenters

Musta been left handed nails. I had the same problem....'till I got a lefty hammer. Now it's all good ;)
 

Link

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Re: Blonde carpenters

Cheap Blonde joke... no<br />Inexpensive.. no<br />Furgel...no<br />This hole I'm digging just get's deeper! :confused: <br /> :D :D
 

Realgun

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Re: Blonde carpenters

Thats a good joke now where do I get left handed hammers?
 
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