Body of man pulled from depths of Chesepeke Bay

[a70eliminator]

Body identified coroner informs widow, "Maam we have bad news for you and good news, what would you like first?"
"Give me the bad" she says.
"Maam we dredged the body of you husband from the Bay this morning"
"BooHoohoohoo Whats the good news please" She cryed.
"We caught 5 crabs and 3 lobsters" LOLOLOLOLOLO!!

I know I know old joke, I was just thinking about those football players.

 

[arks]

Re: Body of man pulled from depths of Chesepeke Bay

Aw, come on- everybody knows there aren't any LOBSTERS in the Chesapeake Bay!

 

[JB]

Re: Body of man pulled from depths of Chesepeke Bay

Yes, old joke. BAD joke.

 

[mike64]

Re: Body of man pulled from depths of Chesepeke Bay

reminds me of...

A wife of a Guinness brewery worker gets a knock on the door. Two of his co-workers with hat in hands, say, I'm sorry to be tellin' ye this ma'am, but I'm afraid your husband fell in a giant vat of beer and drowned today."

She breaks down crying and asks, "was it at least a quick death?"

"I don't think so ma'am, he climbed out twice to take a pee."