SpinnerBait_Nut
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Boudreaux's wife goes to the local newspaper and say she want to put in the obituary column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word. She said, "Here $2.00. You put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED."
The editor says, "Surely you want more dan dat."
She says, "No, just Boudreaux died."
The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Brought youself back here tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin' else to say."
The wife comes back next day, and says, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else, here is $5.00. You write
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?BOUDREAUX DIED, BOAT FOR SALE."
The editor says, "Surely you want more dan dat."
She says, "No, just Boudreaux died."
The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Brought youself back here tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin' else to say."
The wife comes back next day, and says, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else, here is $5.00. You write
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?BOUDREAUX DIED, BOAT FOR SALE."
