Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

THE-TAZ

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One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the <br />Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: <br />"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can <br />only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. <br />This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. <br />Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. <br />That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :p :p :D :D <br /><br />Taz
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

Hey bartender, another round for my friends! Make it a double!! :D :D :D
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

Leave it to Cliff to have an answer like that!!<br /><br /> :D :) :cool: :D
 

tradin

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

:D :D i knew i drank alot of beer for a reason........now i,m fat and smart.... :p ;)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

I ain't never drank, so I guess that's the reason I'm so dumb. :(
 

LadyFish

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.<br />
I believe this to be true. Not only does it makes me smarter, its also made me think I could kareokee on many occasions.
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Bassy

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Re: Brain Cells and Alcohol {JOKE}

I thought so! So, why don't our employers encourage drinking at work? Hee hee! :p
 
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