Re: Brunswick marine found 66% liable
Here's how it goes:
(Lawyer): So, you make a dangerous product with spinning razor sharp blades on it that could easily chop someone's limb off?
(Company): We make outdoor recreational equipment that is.....
(Lawyer): Yes or No please.
(Company): Yes, our boats have propellers
(Lawyer): Razor Sharp propellers?
(Company): I would not describe them as "Razor Sharp"
(Lawyer): How would you describe them, if not "Razor Sharp"?
(Company): Our propellers are designed to industry standards that have evolved over... (blah, blah - boring tech crap speech follows, jury snoozes)
(Lawyer): So they can cut a person in the water?
(Company): If misused.
(Lawyer): Like a Razor?
(Company): Not exactly...
(Lawyer): More like a chainsaw?
(Company): No, more like a propeller!
<jury chuckles>
(Lawyer): So, are there any possible ways to protect someone in the water from your dangerous, spinning Razor Blades?
(Defense): Objection. (insert legal term)
(Judge): Sustained. Rephrase your question.
(Lawyer): So, are there any possible ways to protect someone in the water from your ..............Propelllllllleeerrrrrrs? (grins cleverly)
(Company): There have been studies made by.....
(Lawyer): Yes or No?
(Company): Yes it it technically possible, but not feasible.
(Lawyer): It is possible?
(Company): But not feasible.
(Lawyer): Why is it not feasible?
(Company): Due to technical restraints of propeller and boat design... (another long winded tech explanation follows. The jury doodles...)
(Lawyer): But it's possible
(Company): But not feasible.
(Lawyer): It's not "feasible" that you protect innocent people from your.......Propelllllllleeerrrrrrs?
(Company): It's not feasible.
(Lawyer): But it's possible?
(Company): It's not feasible.
(Lawyer): Yes or No?
(Company): Yes, it's possible, but not feasible.
(Lawyer): So, the Company has deliberately decided to market a product that it knows can be made safer?
(Company): No, it is not feasible to make it safer.
(Lawyer): Ever hear of a product called a "Prop Guard/Shark Cage" ?<hold up huge picture of some wacko invention> and walks around.
(Company): Yes we have seen it, but.....
(Lawyer): So you agree the this "Prop Guard" could make your product safer?
(Company): It may, but it's not feasible to include anything like this on our motors because (more tech babble....)
(Lawyer): But it would make the product safer?
(Company): It is not feasible to put....
(Lawyer): But it IS POSSIBLE !?
(Company): Yes, but.....
(Lawyer): SO, it IS POSSIBLE to make your motors safer, but you DELIBERATELY CHOSE to IGNORE items that were not......."feasible" because of some minor technical or cost issues?
(Company): We make every attempt to provide the safest product to our customers.....
(Lawyer): Tell that to one of your "customers" sitting there! <pointing to one legged boy with ragged stump visible>
(Defense): OBJECTION!
(Lawyer): No more questions.
(Judge): You may leave the stand.
Game over.