bull

88spl

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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,"He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from <br />> him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same old cow." The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
 

NYMINUTE

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Re: bull

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<br /><br />Be careful whatya wish for.
 

neumanns

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Re: bull

I'll bet the old bull must walked rather than run down that hill.
 

bubbakat

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Re: bull

I use to run down the hill and jump the fence. :D <br /><br />Now I just stand at the gate and try to keep them out. :D :D
 

Bass Man Bruce

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Re: bull

I used to run down the hill and get stopped by the fence.<br /><br /><br />Dang, still do! :( :( <br /><br /> :D
 
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