bumper stickers pt. 2

[bassboy1]

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I have never seen this on a bumper sticker but I think it should be one.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

 

[MRS]

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Donate Blood Play Hockey....d

 

[TexomaAv8r]

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"Screw you, we're from Texas"

 

[toomanyboats]

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In my business this one says it all
"They should make getting Welfare as hard as getting a Building Permit"

"If I can't cut the mustard I can still lick the jar"
:devil::devil:

 

[howeird]

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I love Cats.......They taste almost like chicken.

 

[funjumper]

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BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

POVERTY, HEALTH CARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

EXCUSE ME......OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions, please)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR. FEEL SAFER NOW?

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

IS IT 2008 YET?

DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson

DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE - THINK FOR YOURSELF

GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY-- WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO-LIFE

HONOR OUR TROOPS - DEMAND THE TRUTH

REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

 

[Bob in Calif.]

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"San Francisco does not allow mixed marriages, like men and women together."

"Phil Atio loves Connie Lingus"

"You can't be first, but you can be next"

"I Don't Brake for LIBERALS"

...Bob in Calif...

 

[T S N]

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PeTA attacks women in fur coats because it's safer than attacking bikers.

 

[Reel Poor]

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I got this truck for my wife,,,,,,,Good trade huh.

 

[bassboy1]

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Wife and dog missing. reward for dog!

Keep honking
I'm reloading!

Fish naked.
It tans your cheeks!

I Fish.
Therefore I lie!

I say we fish 5 days
And work 2!

 

[puddle jumper]

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Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

 

[8AteEight]

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My kid got your honor student pregnant

Also: "This Delinquent just beat up (or had sex with) your honor student."

"More Swallows mean Less Storks"

"Next Time, wave ALL your fingers at me"

"Of Over One Billion Sperm, YOU WERE THE FASTEST?!?!"
(That was on the front bumper, written backwards):devil:

 

[snowshoe]

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Not on a bumper sticker but saw it on a T-shirt worn by a 20ish gal
I SUCK - you lick

 

[wvit1001]

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My Favorite -

Grow your own dope, plant a republican.

 

[dhatcher]

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lol my favorate

I am only here because i am not all there..........

 

[JustMrWill]

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

-JMW

 

[crunch]

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If you can read this,
Our lawyers will get rich.

 

[Fishin' Jeff]

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Saw this one on a chopped down Chevy s10:

I MAY BE LOW, BUT I CAN STILL GET UP!