BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE

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18. Some people have more money than brains. It's just sad to see they only have $10.
 
eurolarva

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Other bumper stickers<br />Household cat the other white meat<br />Turn signals are not optional equipment<br />Minnesota " No Moe Taxes"
 
snapperbait

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:D <br /><br />few more.<br /><br />I used to care but I take a pill for that now...<br /><br />I'm sorry.. My falut.. I forgot you were an idiot...<br /><br />I live in my own little world, but it's ok.. They know me here...<br /><br />People like you are the reason people like me need medication..<br /><br />I see dumb people..<br /><br />Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself..<br /><br />When I snap, you'll be the first to go..<br /><br />Keep watching.. Maybe i'll do a trick...<br /><br />My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems..<br /><br />Let me guess.. Your parents are cousins..<br /><br />To all you virgins.. Thanks for nothing..<br /><br />Roll over and play smart..<br /><br />Stupidity is not a crime, so your free to go..
 
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Specks n Reds

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and......<br /><br />If its tourist season why can't we shoot them
 
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"Welcome to Oregon...NOW LEAVE"<br /><br />"Got Welfare?"<br /><br />LOL!<br /><br />H.
 
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"If its tourist season why can't we shoot them"<br /><br />AMEN BROTHER!
 
bubbakat

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sticker on rear of horse trailer<br /><br />don't be what your looking at
 
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your village called...<br /><br />they said their idiot was missin'...
 
Kenneth Brown

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Call 1-800-READ-NOW if you are illiterate.
 
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JGREGORY

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I shoot cute fuzzy animals....<br />Your No Problem!!
 
SpinnerBait_Nut

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The best one I have seen in a long time is <br />"eurolarva, you need, sp?" :D
 
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Keep honking...I'm reloading.
 
LadyFish

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Dad's The Boss Right Mommy?<br /><br />Thank You For Not Breeding<br /><br />YOU!! Out Of The Gene Pool<br /><br />Learn Form Your parents Mistakes Use Birth Control<br /><br />Sorry I Don't Date Outside My Species<br /><br />A Fool And His Money Are my Best Friends<br /><br />I Didn't Work My Way Up To The Top Of The Food Chain To Eat Vegetables<br /><br />Good Girls go To Heaven Bad Girls Go Everywhere<br /><br />Us Blondes Aren't Bumb<br /><br />If You Think I'm A Drunk Driver Your Wrong I'm A Blonde<br /><br />He Who Laughs Last Thinks The Slowest<br /><br />My Wife Says If I Go Fishin One More Times She's Goin To Leave Me-Boy I'm Gunna Miss Her<br /><br />The Question Of Fishing Is Not A Matter Of Life Or Death It's More Important Than That<br /><br />Don't Steal The Government Hates Competition<br /><br />Don't Laugh Your Daughter Could Be In This Vehicle<br /><br />Flying Saucers ARE Real the Air Force Doesn't Exist<br /><br />It's Not How You Pick Your Nose It's Where You Put The Boogers<br /><br />It's Not How You Pick It But How You Flick It<br /><br />I Do Everything My Rice Crispies Tells Me To<br /><br />Very Funny Scotty now Beam Down My Clothes<br /><br />Bad Spellers Of The World Enight!<br /><br />If You Must Burn Our Flag Please Wrap Yourself In It First<br /><br />When I grow up I wanna be just like Barbie, that ***** has everything.<br /><br /> :eek:
 
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samagee

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Divorce, a woman's pension plan.
 
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i'm not 50...<br /><br />i am 49.95
 
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Work Harder, Millions on welfare depend on you! <br /><br /> Dear Lord, Save my from your followers.
 
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JGREGORY

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I'll second Neumans, when do we start printing. <br /><br />We can also substitute Lord with ALLAH and make a fortune.
 
LadyFish

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I think the funniest one I've seen in a number of years had to be after the last Presidential Election it read Sore/Loserman. :D :p
 
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"Make welfare as hard to get as building permits"<br /> :D
 
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