Re: BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
Re: BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," <br /><br />The proctologist called....they found your head. <br /><br />Everyone has a photographic memory <br />....some just don't have any film. <br /><br />Save your breath....... <br />You'll need it to blow up your date. <br /><br />Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. <br /><br />I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. <br /><br />WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. <br /><br />Guys...just because you have one, <br />doesn't mean you have to be one. <br /><br />Some people just don't know how to drive... <br />I call these people "Everybody But Me," <br /><br />Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. <br /><br />Don't like my driving? <br />Then quit watching me. <br /><br />If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. <br /><br />Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. <br /><br />Try not to let your mind wander... <br />It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. <br /><br />Hang up and drive! <br /><br />And The Number One Bumper Sticker You'd Like To See!! <br /><br />Welcome to America ....... <br />Now speak English!!!
