Bumper Stickers.

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SimonC

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Re: Bumper Stickers.

Seen recently: Automatic drivers do it with a foot to spare.
 
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Dan Beisel

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1. "My Karma ran over my Dogma"<br /><br />2. remember this series from the 70's? the original one referred to a religious experience, the other two were funny takeoffs:<br /> "I found it!" <br /> "I lost it!" <br /> "I never knew I had it!"
 
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demsvmejm

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I had a cartoon bumper sticker once. It showed an Eskimo looking at one of his sled dogs. The sled dog was making a shhhh noise and appeared to be a deflating balloon. The caption was the Eskimo saying, "Dang a flat!" I don't have bumper stickers on my cars as a rule but this one was so cute I had to leave it.
 
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demsvmejm

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Seen on a t-shirt, the wearer thought I was staring at her uh, breasts.<br />"Cancel my subscription, I don't need your issues."
 
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skeezx01

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i'm from the midwest and also a biker so my favorites are...<br />Is this Heaven? No Iowa.<br /><br />Check twice, save a life, motorcycles are everywhere.(on my car)<br /><br />RIDE FREE<br />skeezx :cool:
 
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NYMINUTE

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Hey Boston! There is no Curse of the Bambino, you just Suck! seen in Maine<br /><br />Great License Plate IXLR8 (Indiana)<br /><br />I owe I owe so off to work I go<br /><br />Driver has PMS and a Gun<br /><br />Don't Laugh, your daughter loves my back seat.
 
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Twidget

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2. remember this series from the 70's? the original one referred to a religious experience, the other two were funny takeoffs:<br />"I found it!" <br />"I lost it!" <br />"I never knew I had it!"<br />
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Or, as the one on the briefcase my Dads co pilot carried... "I found it, now my fingers all stinky"
 
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deputydawg

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On the back of my patrol car<br /><br />I don't discriminate, I hate everyone.<br /><br />and<br /><br />For such a small town, this one sufre has a lot of stupid people.<br /><br />These were immediately followed by a letter that read <br />Dear Sheriff, no one was more surprised than I when........
 
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