Bumper Stickers.

fixin

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on a black Viper;I don't drive fast,I fly low
 

Northern Eclipse

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Up here in Canada I'v seen this one many times<br /> "Save a tree...Eat a Beaver" <br /><br /> They taste like chicken.... :D :D
 

cajun555

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I saw this bumper sticker back in the 70's with the invasion of Jap cars: Toyoto, Datsun, And Honda, Brought to by the same folks that brought us Pearl Harbor.<br />Another favorite is: We don't care how ya'll did it up north.
 

Andrew Leigh

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Beer : It's not just for breakfast.<br /><br />You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 

achris

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"Don't laugh lady, your daughter could be inside"<br /><br />Seen on the back of a very grubby looking car.
 

Jacques Nel

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There are 3 kinds of people on earth<br /><br />Those who can count<br /> and <br />those who cannot
 

youngboater

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I saw this one on the freeway on a very large biker dude which read: If you can read this the B**** fell off. I laugh at that one all the time.
 

youngboater

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I saw this one on the freeway on a very large biker dude which read: If you can read this the B**** fell off. I laugh at that one all the time.
 

ChrisMcLaughlin

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Here's one I found @ hooters last week.<br />
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Keith Buchanan

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Seen on the back of my neighbours car:<br /><br />I have P.M.S. and a handgun, any questions ?.<br /><br />And on the back of a grimey van:<br /><br />I wish my wife was as dirty as this !.
 

Keith Buchanan

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On Jap car:<br /><br />Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by MORON...
 

Phil Shields

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Originally posted by 12Footer:<br /> On my truck bumper, boat trailers, back of one of my boats...<br />"Manatees are NOT endangered...Your boating and property rights are"<br />(You would have to live down here to understand this one).<br /><br /><br />
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Phil Shields

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How do I git this one?
Originally posted by 12Footer:<br /> On my truck bumper, boat trailers, back of one of my boats...<br />"Manatees are NOT endangered...Your boating and property rights are"<br />(You would have to live down here to understand this one).<br /><br /><br />
calvin_e0.gif
 

comet63

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If you object to logging, try wiping your a$$ with plastic.<br /><br />Gun control means using both hands.<br /><br />Honk if you love Hanson(the band), then drive into a tree!<br /><br />And my favorite: <br /><br />Are your nuts tan? :D <br />Twister wire nuts <br />(as seen on the back of an electricians van) <br />the sticker also had a picture of the tan twister brand wire nut.
 

kayakndave

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Hi everyone. Just signed on, and had to chime in on this one. Seen on a 67' Ford pickup:<br /><br />Bend Over....I'll drive!<br /><br />Great Site!!
 

mkuehnl

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I thought I posted this one but can't seem to find it. Well here goes again:<br /><br />"My gun has killed less people then Ted Kennnedy's car"
 

m-boat

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I must admitt this is the best bumper stickers I have ever read........... And I can't spell either. Like a few that I read with letters missing!
 
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