Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

DayCruiser

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I saw them(Flock) take off and they reached about 15 or 20' above us. I yelled don't s*** on us!!. They must have thought I said go ahead and s*** on us. Must have been French Canadian and lost in the translation :D Like one big torpedo splattering everywhere. What a bummer :(
 

JB

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Those are Canada geese, Cruiser, not necessarily Canadian. They are native to most of North America.

If you screwed up my name like that I'd possibly poop on your boat, too. :p
 

Tim Frank

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

If they are in the SouthEast at this time of year, they are not Canadian....
 

DayCruiser

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Those are Canada geese, Cruiser, not necessarily Canadian. They are native to most of North America.

If you screwed up my name like that I'd possibly poop on your boat, too. :p

If they are in the SouthEast at this time of year, they are not Canadian....

Well everything I have read says they are. What type do you think they are? 1000s of them around here flying in a V formation
 
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gonefishie

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

LOL......:D:D I'm sorry for laughing but that's funny. Go ahead and sh..t on us. :D
 

tallcanadian

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

if they had blue helmets on, then they are the peacekeeping canadian geese. they wouldn't drop poo on you.
 

Tim Frank

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Well everything I have read says they are. What type do you think they are? 1000s of them around here flying in a V formation

Not arguing that they are "Canada" Geese....but if they were Canadian residents they would be up here nesting already.
You obviously have your own native population now.
Good luck with that....these geese are doing so well now in numbers that they are becoming a nuisance just about all across the continent.
 

tallcanadian

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

here is the taliban geese that made that plane crash into the hudson river in new york.

talibangeese.jpg
 

JB

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Well everything I have read says they are. What type do you think they are? 1000s of them around here flying in a V formation

They are CANADA geese. That is what type they are; it has nothing to do with where they live.

A Canadian goose would be any goose of any species that lives in Canada.

Now you have read something that doesn't say they are. . . .Canadian.

AUGH!! just bashed my knee on my workstation. :( Ooooooo that hurts.:(:(
 

angus63

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Those are Canada geese, Cruiser, not necessarily Canadian. They are native to most of North America.

If you screwed up my name like that I'd possibly poop on your boat, too. :p

Gotta agree with you on that one BJ!! :D
 

jay_merrill

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Naw, I saw those bad boys in Montreal last month. They were trying to secede from the rest of the Canada Goose population and plotting on English speakers everywhere!

You should have said, "Ne chiez pas sur moi!" They probably would have dropped the old doo doo bomb anyway, but they might have missed in their confusion as to your linguistic origin! :p
 

Rogue427

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

You should have a sign on your boat. No bird dodo. Let us know if it works.:D
 

drewmitch44

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Dang Canadian Geese! They get ya every time.
 

Bob_VT

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Hmmm first a flock of birds forces a jet to emergency ditch into the Hudson River and now this :eek:

Where is Alfred Hitchcock??? A remake of The Birds!
 

DayCruiser

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Funny stuff! Ok Canada Geese. That big ole turd hit the windshield and nobody in the bow was safe after that. Missed me driving completely :D. I could have sworn I saw that bird look down and aim..*&^%$#*@
 

gonfishn

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

Yur all wrong can't you see they are Taliban geese. I knew right off cause of the head gear
 

woosterken

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Re: Canadian Geese Bomb Boat!!

I read some where that they can produce a pound of poop per day
on the news the other nite Ny, is going to try and cull 2000 of them.
at the state parks here are signs DON'T FEED THEM I think they hope if they have no food they will go away
 
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