Can't get it on the trailer...

eeboater

Commander
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Well, I got a good does of SHT last Saturday when my wife and I went out for a late-in-the day cruise. On our way out of the launch ramp a 23-25ish foot SeaRay Sundancer (early 90's?) was cruising into the launch ramp. He cut me off (very rudely I might add) as I was idling away from the docks.<br /><br />1.5 hours later, my wife and I are pulling back into the ramp to go home for the day when I see this jackhole with his trailer in the water and his wife and kid sitting on the shore... wife holding her forehead in embarrasment.<br /><br />One of his trailer guide posts was bent over at about a 45 degree angle. This guy is trying to get his boat up on the trailer still (nearly an hour later). By the time I got to the dock, the guy behind the helm of the boat was in such a rage and frustration that he simply was not using common sense anymore. He would approach the trailer, get a little off kilter - and instead of finagling with the approach, he'd just give up and slam the boat in reverse.<br /><br />My wife and I went through our normal routine and got the boat out of the water. As I pulled it out of the way of other people in the ramp area, I mentioned to my wife that I'm going to go give that guy a hand because he definitely needed it.<br /><br />As I walked over to the ramp I struck up a conversation with the guys wife, asking her if they needed some help. She gleefully said thank you and stated that they've been trying for a while now and they can't get the boat on the trailer because the boat kept drifting. Well, right away, I could tell what was the problem. First, he didn't have the trailer far enough in the water; second he had the thing crooked in the ramp. Every time he approached, the boat would have to twist because the rear of the trailer was pointed towards the dock.<br /><br />Well, as the guy made his approach he looked at me and said "move, move, move - go away." I thought, ok fine, screw you then. Interestingly enough, my visit there is all he needed - because since I was standing on the dock waiting to catch him; he slowed down and paid less attention to the fact that he was screwing up, and started paying more attention to handling his boat. His boat glided up onto the trailer; akwardly I admit, but it was enough for him to get out and crank it up.<br /><br />The wife said thank you and I went on my way. <br /><br />In the end, I may not have physically helped him get onto his trailer - but I think my being there provided some key support!
 

IL GLASTRON

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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

Nice job. I hate people like this.. Geeze you were just trying to help.
 

anyfishlldo

Seaman
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May 10, 2006
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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

What an assjack. Even if I don't need any help I'm polite about it. (you know, the dock vultures that sit on the dock and beg to hold the line or push your boat etc.)
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

Tis the season for the amateur captains to be out.I have found that it is usually a maturity issue when jerks act like that. They don't want to look stupid in front of their wives/girlfriends but don't realize by being that way they not only look stupid but also act stupid. I bet that guys wife hates going on the boat and he can't figure out why! :mad:
 

NBE

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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

That guys wife probably hates doing almost anything with him. His kids too I would imagine.
 

Plainsman

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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

I'm a newbie and I take all the help that is offered at the dock. And thankfully the people here are not to stuckup or glare at you and shake their heads. Never be to proud to take help.
 

Capt Joe

Petty Officer 2nd Class
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Re: Can't get it on the trailer...

I have been boating for over 20 years but when my wife was having her first attempt at loading the boat (20 foot centre console) the tide was low & the narrow ramp with high concrete sides didn't help her confidence.

A bloke in another boat (NOT ready to retrieve) decided to help the pair of us!!!

Got off his boat - onto the ramp wall. Off to ramp wall - into 7 feet of water!!! The river has some VERY big crocs near that ramp. He hardly touched bottom.

I think he was still giving directions as he came up.

Thankfully wife ignored him & watched my hand signals & got it half way up the trailer first time. Then "Helpfull Harry"
tells telling me I'm winding backwards - 2 speed winch winds backwards at higher speed!. He eventually woke up the cable was getting tighter.

I bit my tongue, even though he didn't offer to help - just started giving directions, that I didn't need & just put my nervous wife off for a while.
 
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