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Fred, a Banker, is showing off his fancy new boat to his friend Carphunter. Unfortunately the boat sinks, and Fred is unable to swim, so Carphunter starts pulling him to shore. With only 50 feet to land, Carphunter says, "Do you think you can float alone?"<br /><br />Fred gasps back, "This is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"