CEO lays off thousands

[kev_alaska]

So the CEO, who'd laid off thousands of workers, is driving down the highway.<br />He spots one of his former employees hungrily gobbling the grass in the median strip.<br />He pulls his car over and hails him:<br />"Oh my god, don't do that. Who knows what kind of dirt or garbage is on that grass? I was just on my way home for dinner. Get in the car and come to my house."<br />"Thank you, that's so kind. But my wife's at home and starving too."<br />"We'll pick her up on the way."<br />"And my cousin who used to work for you, he's been<br />sleeping on the couch, and my uncle's there, and my three kids......"<br /><br />"Now hold on, buddy. Just how big a lawn do you think I've got?"

 

[Homerr]

Re: CEO lays off thousands

HAhahah!!!<br /><br />Off topic...<br /><br />Kev, you really in Alaska? <br />I'm serioulsy considering moving up there. How are the jobs up there?<br />I'm a machinist by trade with some supervising/management skills.<br /><br />And I can make a mean pot of chili... <br /><br />H.

 

[NOSLEEP]

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[kev_alaska]

Re: CEO lays off thousands

Been up north for 26 years and counting this week. Came up for a summer job and never went back. <br /><br />Seems that a good machinist never has a problem here. There are several good machine shops here in town and more outside anchorage....Things are a little slow in the oil service industry (my field), but normally heat up n the winter time....