Kiwi Phil
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Here is a good one for you.
I asked young Hayden (15yrs) what he wanted for Xmas a while back, and he told me.
Today I casually asked him if he had any idea of what he is getting.
"Haven't you seen my list on the fridge door Dad? i told you what I wanted."
Oooooooops!.......missed that one, so asked him to read it out
Christmas wish list
1. boat license book
2. car license book
3. $100 to spend on the 'I love New York site'
4. Big posters of parts of New York.
5 Years Subscription to either Playboy or Zoo magazine
So I bailed his Mum up when he was outside....yes....she has seen the list....why haven't I?... and yes, she has one issue of Playboy for him as she can't get a years sub here...and no, he is not interested in the articles like you say are in it....and he might as well have it instead of giving your computer a virus.........Jeezzzzzz, I give up.
She can't find the NY posters, (how would i get them?), and neither of us can fathom how you spend $100 on the NY site. She has got him some neat little 'things' he will like, plus a large garden statue he has always liked.....but I'm not allowed to see them till Xmas morning.
He gets the National Geographic which he does read, (and I am not allowed to touch until he has finished), and collects, plus he always goes thru my Time magazine each week, (only after I have read it), and gives me the 1,000 questions....who is Ben Banarnkey...read the article Hayden! So I reckon Playboy should be a good edition to the family archives.
Cheers
Phillip
Maybe Mums right in the way she treats me....I had Haydens age down as 14.
(Pssst!!....I got a copy of every centrefold from the first issue thru......amazing how things have changed)
I asked young Hayden (15yrs) what he wanted for Xmas a while back, and he told me.
Today I casually asked him if he had any idea of what he is getting.
"Haven't you seen my list on the fridge door Dad? i told you what I wanted."
Oooooooops!.......missed that one, so asked him to read it out
Christmas wish list
1. boat license book
2. car license book
3. $100 to spend on the 'I love New York site'
4. Big posters of parts of New York.
5 Years Subscription to either Playboy or Zoo magazine
So I bailed his Mum up when he was outside....yes....she has seen the list....why haven't I?... and yes, she has one issue of Playboy for him as she can't get a years sub here...and no, he is not interested in the articles like you say are in it....and he might as well have it instead of giving your computer a virus.........Jeezzzzzz, I give up.
She can't find the NY posters, (how would i get them?), and neither of us can fathom how you spend $100 on the NY site. She has got him some neat little 'things' he will like, plus a large garden statue he has always liked.....but I'm not allowed to see them till Xmas morning.
He gets the National Geographic which he does read, (and I am not allowed to touch until he has finished), and collects, plus he always goes thru my Time magazine each week, (only after I have read it), and gives me the 1,000 questions....who is Ben Banarnkey...read the article Hayden! So I reckon Playboy should be a good edition to the family archives.
Cheers
Phillip
Maybe Mums right in the way she treats me....I had Haydens age down as 14.
(Pssst!!....I got a copy of every centrefold from the first issue thru......amazing how things have changed)
