Common sense ain't so common...

[RogersJetboat454]

Lost in a corn maze? If you're truly lost, don't bother cutting through the stalks to find your way out, just call 911 and have them dispatch the K9 unit....:facepalm:
This happened in my home town;

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/...ls-911-because-they-were-lost-in-a-corn-maze/

Not reported in this news story, but supposedly they could see the lights on the farm building from the maze while "lost"...

 

[25thmustang]

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I just heard about this today, as my friends and I are going to a night time corn maze this Friday.

There really are no words for these people. Honestly, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but really???

 

[GA_Boater]

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In the mean time in Danvers, MA a mini crime wave broke out while the police dept and K9 unit was finding a lost family in the local corn maze. Three drivers ran stop signs, a car was parked at a meter 6 minutes over the time limit and a grandmother jaywalked across Elm. St. What is the world coming to?

 

[chicknwing]

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Funny how even if someone has common sense they fail to use it.....

 

[RogersJetboat454]

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In the mean time in Danvers, MA a mini crime wave broke out while the police dept and K9 unit was finding a lost family in the local corn maze. Three drivers ran stop signs, a car was parked at a meter 6 minutes over the time limit and a grandmother jaywalked across Elm. St. What is the world coming to?

Or...
One of the many shop liftings, or youth fights happened at the mall. Some one stole rims, or a car from one of the several new car dealerships in town. People were racing up 114 or Endicott St. A domestic disturbance occurred up on Rand Circle. A drunk who was over served filed out one of the restaurants and hit (fill in the blank). Someone reported a missing child, but the K9 unit was tied up.

Don't let the corn maze fool you, this isn't a 1 stop light town where Andy and Barney have it covered....

 

[mommicked]

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When I was younger, I never got seasick. Then I saw the New hit movie "Jaws", and the first time I went offshore afterward, I got seasick........................ These people have obviously seen the movie "Children of the Corn"

 

[Fishing Dude too]

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Oh no lost in the maze, what would Barney do the big purple thing not phiff. He would sing songs till GI joe shot him putting him out of the poor peoples missery. lol

 

[Limited-Time]

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
This clearly falls in the latter.:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[WIMUSKY]

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
This clearly falls in the latter.:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

Funny you should mention the universe. Just recently I saw on tv where some scientist said the universe was expanding...:facepalm:

 

[aspeck]

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Unbelieveable!:facepalm:

 

[Fishing Dude too]

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They should have made them a blonde corn maze 4 stalkes of corn they could have found their way out