Computer Help Needed......

Xcusme

Commander
Joined
Apr 21, 2003
Messages
2,888
Can you please advise me. I'm having some problems. I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 all along as my primary application, and all the girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you run girlfriend in background mode with the sound turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said that I probably didn't have enough cache to run girlfriend 2.0, and that eventually it would require a Token ring to run properly. He was right --- as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it gave me a virus. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while.<br /><br />I very cautiously upgraded to girlfriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system! Then I tried to run GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature that I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of girlfriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions! The version I have right now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of girlfriend, it is written in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly, I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented". A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did. But soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a "huge resource hog". It has taken up all of his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife 1.0 is that it came bundled with FreeSexPlus 1.0. Well, it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreesexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although -he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0 which has an automatic pop-up feature that he can't turn off. I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said that he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself, Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway due to insufficient resources. Can you help??
 

Limited-Time

Vice Admiral
Joined
Mar 30, 2005
Messages
5,820
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Thought I was the only one with those type problems..... :D :D :D
 

rickdb1boat

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Jan 23, 2002
Messages
11,195
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Sounds like you need a new "Operating System"...... :D :D
 

bootle

Lieutenant Junior Grade
Joined
Jan 2, 2006
Messages
1,028
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Ya need to run with an open source system, it will allow you to operate a variety of applications sans pop-ups and other inconviences. ;) ;)
 

Kenneth Brown

Captain
Joined
Feb 3, 2003
Messages
3,481
Re: Computer Help Needed......

I have seen some good popups before. They are usually located at notops1.0 . You can also get good pop ups at notops2.0,3.0 and 4.0 but essentially they are the same caliber of pop up but cost more when you try to run them.
 

glasply1

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jan 20, 2006
Messages
171
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Maybe excellerated vigra will help the operating system.
 
Joined
Jun 1, 2005
Messages
4,666
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Originally posted by Kenneth Brown:<br /> I have seen some good popups before. They are usually located at notops1.0 . You can also get good pop ups at notops2.0,3.0 and 4.0 but essentially they are the same caliber of pop up but cost more when you try to run them.
I think your are confusing pop ups with pop tops. ;)
 

glasply1

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jan 20, 2006
Messages
171
Re: Computer Help Needed......

Is it vigaro or vigra that men take when they have trouble with the equipment?
 
Top