Couldn't believe my eyes.

Texasmark

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Was leaving the lake yesterday and this toon was launched by 2 middle aged ladies and a gent. Know not who owns the boat.......I think one of the ladies (and her husband owned it) and her husband usually does the driving but apparently wasn't aboard.

They got it launched and beached. All boarded. About a '66 50 hp Merc. One of the ladies is at the helm and somehow they get it started. She had the shifter in N and the fast idle all the way open. Rpm's had to be 3000.

Allllllllll Aboarddddddddd. I was off to the side and had a profile view of the rig. She slams it in R at that rpm and I don't have to tell you what kind of noise was coming from the gearbox.

I immediately I notice the engine is stuck in the mud and puts reverse stress on the boats engine mounting bracket and engine's lower parts......about the time that it kills it.

She tries to start it on a very weak battery with no luck. I motion to them to squeeze the bulb (since the engine is still cold and probably lean), which they did and she got her going again.

I also indicated that they needed to tilt the engine but no tilt so one got on the bow and pushing with her feet and rocking the boat got it out where the prop was clear.

Here we goooooooooo. She slams it in R again with the fast idle still wide open and another round of gear grinding, banging and clanging. Finially the cogs catch and the prop turns. Now the toon is reversing at a very rapid rate.......glad that they were the only ones at the launch (I hadn't gotten my trailer yet but was headed that way).

They got her backed out, still at full fast idle rpms. Now a dose for the forward gears....crunch again.

I got my trailer in the water and was getting my boat so rather than go directly to the trailer, I went over to them and pulled up along side.....by then they had figured out that the fast idle would go to the slow idle position and they were putt putting to the fishing hole.

I Ilustrated how to use the Merc single lever control but apparently the control box was corroded as (the man is driving now) could only advance the throttle with the fast idle.

I asked if they had things under control and they said they did, so I went back to the trailer, loaded up, and left.

Oh, I did mention that if they continued shifting like that their lower unit wouldn't last very long and they would be out $1000 or so getting their boat running again.

Hope I'm not the mechanic they choose when and if it breaks as I know they "just won't understand" how much they tore up and what it costs to fix it.

Sad but true and it happens all the time and the equipment and the repair folks get all the blame.......and the mechanic will probably never be told the "real" history of the problem.

Don't mean to step on any toes with this as I know there are all kinds of boaters out there with all kinds of equipment and expertise. This is why if my wife or anyone else that doesn't know my boat wants to go fishing, I take them; I don't give them the boat.

Mark
 

Boatin Bob

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

It takes all kinds out there....I used to have a 72 65 Merc and I'm pretty sure when you lifted the fast idle lever there was a detent in there that prevented you from putting it in gear until it was lowered? Of course that doesn't mean that theirs was working I guess.
 

MrBigStuff

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

You have a flair for storytelling! That was so funny, I laughed out loud. Thanks for the chuckle.

That reminds me of the time we went to Candlewood and launched at this public site. When we returned, there was a guy in his boat with his wife holding a rope tied to the bow eye while he tried to manuever it onto the trailer. She pulled one way while he tried steering the other. Frustration got the better of the guy and after a half dozen attempts he ends up perpendicular to the trailer. He guns the motor and drives over his trailer! What a racket! Once clear of the trailer, he guns it again almost dragging the wife into the water, she lets go of the rope. After several attempts, he manages to ram the boat up crooked onto the trailer. He gets out and forgets to trim up the OB. He dragged the motor up the launch for about 75'. The whole time, they're arguing at the top of their lungs. It was so sad, it was funny...
 

bucky7680

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

I love to sit at the ramp with a cooler and be entertained. It's almost as much fun as boating.
 

QC

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

bucky7680 said:
I love to sit at the ramp with a cooler and be entertained. It's almost as much fun as boating.

Me too!! And there is nothing better to recommend to new boater . . . without his/her boat. It is very easy to see what not to do!
 

deejaycee_2000

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

QC said:
bucky7680 said:
I love to sit at the ramp with a cooler and be entertained. It's almost as much fun as boating.

Me too!! And there is nothing better to recommend to new boater . . . without his/her boat. It is very easy to see what not to do!

hahahaha ...... true
 

Texasmark

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

Thanks for the feedback folks. Mr. Big, I like to add tidbits so that the reader has an idea of the whole story. Lots of times we try to fix problems and a lot of info is lacking on here.

On the guy and his wife, I completely understand. She is the scapegoat and helping him to cope with an impossible situation. Glad women have the reserve to tolerate it. I know (sadly) that my wife put up with a lot of it in the earlier years of our marriage. Now I do the whole thing myself so I have no one to blame but me......and (chuckle) it's amazing how tolerant I can (now) be.

Mark
 

JasonJ

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Re: Couldn't believe my eyes.

When I started boating I went to one of my ramps and spent the day watching other people. I learned a lot about what not to do that bright and sunny day... :)
 
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