Craigslist investment joke

HappierWet

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Re: Craigslist investment joke

It's already been flagged. Oh well;)
 

pmat1

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Re: Craigslist investment joke

it works me for me...
a $ 9,000. investment will return you a 5 % of all net monies
received by me for product sales of the Patent # 7,309,364
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and including any future child patent(s) concerning this
flat, folding paddle blade for the next 17 years or more.
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The patented rowing paddle is a crucial part of the
following videos concerning an emergency pop-up boat.
The folding oar paddles float in water, and bend slightly
when the boat is folded for transport.
Both elements are also necessary for the up and coming
?no-parts? boat with the flat detachable folding oar paddle.
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With each boat sold, you will be earning money from your
investment in the oars. The number of ?shares? which I
can offer is obviously limited. One reason for selling a few
smaller ?shares? of my future profits includes simply to
prevent a single large investor from controlling ownership.
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You?ve seen the weather change in the last few years...
- and you have heard the predictions...
- tour the videos below, and read the sidebars for more info.
- also note: this is not a weak design patent...
but is a strong utility patent with a tight ?Claim 1?.
contact:
emergencypaddler@gmail.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQHTmEjuxGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miArH4-gmxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0XAsC8Gsk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrl-7zaKCN4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLLHjBxevs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxdDBUOClCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iascpCLU554

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WAVENBYE2

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Re: Craigslist investment joke

Only one guy wearing a PFD? Guess who the smart one is;)
 

Mark42

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Re: Craigslist investment joke

Wow! Thats cool. Neat engineering. It does look like it works on calm water in nice weather. In an emergency, It doesn't look like it would hold up to rough handling.

Might make a nice dingy to keep in the trunk for when you need to paddle out to your moored boat.
 

redeye1962

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Re: Craigslist investment joke

I thought the aluminum boat in the back was neat............oh and the plastic one as well.
 
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