George is passing by Bob's shed one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of his old green John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slide off first the right Welly boot followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his suspenders fall from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his red checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained undershirt and with a final flourish he hurls his straw hat on to a pile of hay.
"What on earth are you doing Bob?" says George.
"Good heavens George, ya frightened the life out a me." replies an obviously embarrassed Bob. "Ya see, me and the missus have been having a little trouble in our relationship lately and the marriage councillor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slide off first the right Welly boot followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his suspenders fall from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his red checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained undershirt and with a final flourish he hurls his straw hat on to a pile of hay.
"What on earth are you doing Bob?" says George.
"Good heavens George, ya frightened the life out a me." replies an obviously embarrassed Bob. "Ya see, me and the missus have been having a little trouble in our relationship lately and the marriage councillor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
