Daddy cut the big one!

JB

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Re: Daddy cut the big one!

I wouldn't open that file. Norton doesn't like it.
 

AK_Chappy

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My Norton didn't pop up anything about it JB.<br /><br />Here is the txt. I had the speakers turned off, so if could be a song.<br /><br /><br />DADDY CUT THE BIG ONE<br />Copyright © Confederate Railroad<br /> <br /><br />It was a hot Sunday mornin'<br />Middle of July<br />The choir was a singin'<br />'Bout the sweet by and by<br /><br />Everybody was a swayin'<br />And sweatin' in the heat<br />We all bowed our heads down<br />As the preacher took his seat<br /><br />My sister and my brother <br /> <br />stood next to my mother<br />In the quiet at the close of the verse<br />That's when daddy cut the big one<br />At the Horn Lake Mississippi <br /> <br />Missionary Baptist Church<br /><br />My sister rolled her eyes back<br />My brother bit his lip<br />My cousin just behind us<br />Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"<br /><br />I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve<br />Stared down at my shoes<br />Lord, you could hear a pin drop<br />As we stood there in the pew<br />Heads were turnin', <br /> <br />eyes were burnin'<br /><br />Momma stuck her nose in her purse<br />After daddy cut the big one<br />At the Horn Lake Mississippi <br /> <br />Missionary Baptist Church<br /><br />He cut the big one<br />It was a stinker<br />Then he broke the silence<br />With a snicker<br />And us kids started laughin'<br />'Til I thought we was all gonna burst<br />After daddy cut the big one<br />At the Horn Lake Mississippi <br /> <br />Missionary Baptist Church<br /><br />He said, "The devil made me do it"<br />Momma said it was the liverwurst<br />And that's why daddy cut the big one<br />At the Horn Lake Mississippi <br /> <br />Missionary Baptist Church<br /> <br /> <br />AK Chappy
 

harkawy

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Re: Daddy cut the big one!

Here is the song.<br /><br />Well, I tried..... :(
 

harkawy

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> I wouldn't open that file. Norton doesn't like it.
JB,<br /><br />I downloaded it again and had Norton check it for viruses. None found using the most current virus definitions. ????? :confused:
 

harkawy

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Originally posted by AK Chappy:<br /> My Norton didn't pop up anything about it JB.<br /><br />Here is the txt. I had the speakers turned off, so if could be a song.<br /><br /><br />AK Chappy
Chappy,<br />It is a Country song, and when you hear it sung, well, I'll leave that to your imagination.... :D <br />Double click on the sound icon.
 

12Footer

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Re: Daddy cut the big one!

Originally posted by harkawy:<br />
Originally posted by JB:<br /> I wouldn't open that file. Norton doesn't like it.
JB,<br /><br />I downloaded it again and had Norton check it for viruses. None found using the most current virus definitions. ????? :confused:
I don't think it's a virus issue persay. My Norton firewall blocks it too (well, it WARNED me, anyhow}, that it "contained script" or some such rot.It's probably adware or spyware as opposed to a virus, or is just "iffy" ,script. Then again, it may even be perfectly fine, but my settings are moderately secure, and it gave me "the option".<br />I don't usually opt to open these iether.
 

JB

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Re: Daddy cut the big one!

Well, after reading the lyrics I am glad I didn't open it. Vulgar and disgusting.<br /><br />There is enough good humor around without resorting to bathroom or bedroom "humor".
 
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