Deep Thinking

[JCF350]

Why is it that when cracking eggs for an omelet the yolk never breaks?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Deep Thinking

Why is it that when cracking eggs for an omelet the yolk never breaks?

Because you ain't got my fingers.

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: Deep Thinking

Haven't had that problem since my heart attack......

on egg beaters now!

 

[57whitehouse]

Re: Deep Thinking

omlets have eggs in them? that's what i'm doin' wrong

 

[JCF350]

Re: Deep Thinking

fresh eggs rarely break yoke.

But only for omelets?

 

[KeltonKrew]

Re: Deep Thinking

My wife never has a problem with the eggs breaking!

 

[JCF350]

Re: Deep Thinking

My wife never has a problem with the eggs breaking!

A wife? I used to have one of those, about 25 years ago.

 

[KeltonKrew]

Re: Deep Thinking

A wife? I used to have one of those, about 25 years ago.

yes...a wife....she cleans the house, cooks, does laundry, mows the yard and any other item that needs to be done to give you time to go out on your boat and do your deep thinking

ok...wake up now!

 

[rolmops]

Re: Deep Thinking

My wife never has a problem with the eggs breaking!

That would sound a lot more powerful in Spanish!

 

[bjcsc]

Re: Deep Thinking

That would sound a lot more powerful in Spanish!

Ha! Very clever...

 

[JCF350]

Re: Deep Thinking

yes...a wife....she cleans the house, cooks, does laundry, mows the yard and any other item that needs to be done to give you time to go out on your boat and do your deep thinking

Ain't that what girlfriends are for? Granted they don't mow the grass (the cows do that).

Since I don't work eek:four letter word, shame on me) I have plenty of time for "deep thinking"

ok...wake up now!

Why?

 

[jimyoung]

Re: Deep Thinking

Is this some kind of a "yoke" or something?

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Deep Thinking

ok...wake up now!

Why?

Because his wife just might read this thread and he's covering his @$$, in short, he's scared.

 

[Turin]

Re: Deep Thinking

Dont cook it before to the breaking.

 

[KeltonKrew]

Re: Deep Thinking

Because his wife just might read this thread and he's covering his @$$, in short, he's scared.

Please don't insult my manhood.........I keep the sites I visit secret from my wife so I can talk like this

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Deep Thinking

Here is another one for you to ponder. Did early man pee/poop in certain spot or did they just wet their fur wherever they stand? I thought of that while potty training my son the other day.

 

[JCF350]

Re: Deep Thinking

Here is another one for you to ponder. Did early man pee/poop in certain spot or did they just wet their fur wherever they stand? I thought of that while potty training my son the other day.

Such a shallow mind

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[Lakester]

Re: Deep Thinking

"shallow waters call for short shafts!"

"Ain't that what girlfriends are for? Granted they don't mow the grass (the cows do that). "

of course, that's ur job! u ain't ever heard it stated... "to mow the grass?"

hmm

lakester

 

[JCF350]

Re: Deep Thinking

"shallow waters call for short shafts!"

"Ain't that what girlfriends are for? Granted they don't mow the grass (the cows do that). "

of course, that's ur job! u ain't ever heard it stated... "to mow the grass?"

hmm

lakester

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[billygull]

Re: Deep Thinking

You mean you can crack an egg open WITHOUT breaking the yolk? I suppose I should try other methods than crushing the egg with my bare hand.

~BillyRay~