Dietary problems

KaGee

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in .Tampa

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.


Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.' :D

 

ricksrster

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Re: Dietary problems

The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. :rolleyes:
It obviously hasn't killed most of us years ago.:p
I agree though with the wedding cake.:D

 

mrfixitman40

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Re: Dietary problems

i thought wedding cake just ended our life never knew it to actually kill us though
 

aspeck

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Re: Dietary problems

Gee, I thought it was the best food in the world! Sure added to my life!
 

i386

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Re: Dietary problems

Does other people's cake count?
 

aspeck

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Re: Dietary problems

Is your wife monitoring your post's?:D

Not TODAY! :D

It has added bills and expenses.
It has added not always being able to do what I want to do when I want to do it,

But is has added many more good things - happiness, security, lots of love, our kids, etc. And best of all, I get to go to bed with the most beautiful woman in the in the world every night! So, yep, it has been good - no, make that it has been GREAT!
 

gonefishie

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Re: Dietary problems

Not TODAY! :D

It has added bills and expenses.
It has added not always being able to do what I want to do when I want to do it,

But is has added many more good things - happiness, security, lots of love, our kids, etc. And best of all, I get to go to bed with the most beautiful woman in the in the world every night! So, yep, it has been good - no, make that it has been GREAT!


YEP!! She's definetely watching.......:D
 

aspeck

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Re: Dietary problems

Hey, who was using my computer??? :D :p
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Dietary problems

LOL thanks KG...........Oh and Art.........You Da Man........................when shes not home..:p;):D:D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Dietary problems

Have to concur with speck.
Almost 36 years after that cake and everyday has been an adventure for sure.
Some bad, but most, 99% is all good.
Best woman a man could ask for.
Just ask gonfishn, SS Mayfloat, Brian FD.
They will tell ya how she treats me.
 
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