drinking and boating...

[vidar]

picture this... summer....sun shining....25mph...standing on swimplatform...drunk as @@@@...no pdf...buut i gooooot sunglasses......peeing...waviing at meeting boates w johnson in other hand...a wake....guess what happend...almost broke my back when going in the sea....i think god likes me coz im still alive. i think this qualifies as VERY stupid human trick... i think i used up most of my luck that day..so i take no risk any more... want to se my children grow up..

 

[Clams Canino]

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If you had your Johnson in your hand and were waving at boats with it,<br />I see a bigger problem. <br /><br />-W

 

[oddjob]

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LOL

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

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So how cold is the water in Norway. Johnson go buy-buy?? Funny, Funny, Funny. That cold water will sure sober you up!!!

 

[KeltonKrew]

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with it out, did you at least catch anything <br /><br />or are the fish not into live bait up there!

 

[Ken G]

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I've read that at the Red River Gorge area in Kentucky, most fall victims are found at the bottom of the gorge in their sleeping bags with their flies open. Apparently they wake up during the night, hop to the edge of the gorge to relieve themselves, and fall off.<br /><br />I guess peeing can be hazardous to your health.

 

[vidar]

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well...the water was nice and warm but i got in head first and w my mouth like this i swallowed most of the fjord,cause moouth i speed direction... lost all intrest in beer.johnson still out but did not get pressure in the discharge nozzel...maybe the ignition was wet..so i fell off plane. so i had to wait untill my buddy cirkled back.. I looked so stupid so he almost fell in laughing...

 

[vidar]

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i forgot:water temp in summer 68-77deg F.. no alive baits alloved...fresh or saltwater...

 

[jtexas]

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Originally posted by wo-max:<br />...standing on swimplatform...peeing...waviing at meeting boates...

Isn't the platform at the stern? And you were facing the oncoming traffic? Just for the record, you weren't peeing into the boat, right? <br /><br />

...did not get pressure in the discharge nozzel...

that is too funny! Good thing alcohol is lighter than water, so you stayed afloat.

 

[Clams Canino]

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Let's pause to remember old Charlie the baker. <br /><br />Had a bit of a drinkig problem, old Charlie did. <br />This drinking problem was accerbated when he was told that his ship was sinking. But he had a couple hours to get good and soused first. He took full advantage of it. <br /><br />Charles slipped into the water off the stern of Titanic and was still treading water when Carpathia got there. 1500 people went into the water and only one human being beat the North Atlantic that night, an overweight drunk.<br /><br />-W

 

[Clams Canino]

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< ack! - double post, sorry><br /><br />-W

 

[vidar]

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No..i was faceing backward but it made them turn their heads...can not understand why..