Re: drinking and hunting...hmmm
There's also ;<br /><br />Hiring an outside contractor to ride the dead horse.<br /><br />Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.<br /><br />Create a training session to increase the rider's load share.<br /><br />Changing the form so that it reads:"This horse is not dead."<br /><br />Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.<br /><br />Donating the horse to a recognized charity, thereby deducting the full original cost.<br /><br />Purchasing an aftermarket product to make dead horses run faster.