Druggies ain't gonna get high tooting this...

WillyBWright

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Channel 12 Milwaukee News:

The ashes of a Madison man were stolen Sunday night from the trunk of his wife's car.

Tom Patterson died three years ago.

His wife, Bernice, keeps part of his ashes in an urn at home. The rest she carries with her in a plastic bag, sprinkling them in places he always wanted to go.

Patterson had the ashes with her Sunday night because the roads were icy and she felt better having her husband's presence in the car.

She was house-sitting when someone broke into the trunk and stole the ashes.

"I think they thought it might have been drugs or something. That's the only thing me and everybody can figure is they thought there were drugs in this car," Patterson said.
 

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Re: Druggies ain't gonna get high tooting this...

I can see them now, raking it out on a mirror....

Wow man, what's this... looks like a bone or something.

Just wack it up, that's the good part, hasn't been cut. :p
 

Gary H NC

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Re: Druggies ain't gonna get high tooting this...

Thats so WRONG!!:%
 

WillyBWright

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Re: Druggies ain't gonna get high tooting this...

His widow is dismayed by the theft. But I'll bet the gent is laughing his hiney off wherever he's watching from. Especially if that part went up somebody's nose. :p
 

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Re: Druggies ain't gonna get high tooting this...

Hmmmmm ... wonder why they call it DOPE?
 
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