Duch joke

[Turin]

A guy from Rotterdam has a visitor from the Us.

So they go site seeing.

First the Erasmus bridge
well says the American stupid bridge the golden gate bridge is much bigger.

second the Euromast.
stupid tower the American says the the statue of liberty is much higher.

third the koop goot (shoping mall)..

well says the American wall mart is much bigger.

so the guy from Rotterdam get anoid and they step in the car and drive to Oudbeyerland (small town with farms.) the duch man grabs a gun and shoots a cow.

The American asks whey do you shoot that animal????

Well say the duch man Rabbits they are the plague for the dijks

 

[OldMercsRule]

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LOL, if I got it the rest will!!! JR

 

[Plainsman]

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[Boomyal]

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I get it, I get it!


Now I have one for you Turin.

A guy from Westmaas has a visitor from the US.

So they go sightseeing.

First they go to look at the windmills and the American sees a pretty young lass strapped to a turning windmill blade.

The American asks what she is doing all tied up and rotating around with the blades.

The guy from Westmaas says, "Oh, that is my girl friend. I am waiting for her to say yes to my offer to marry her".

 

[OldMercsRule]

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Very good Boom!

 

[Turin]

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HAHAH Super

 

[Nova II 260]

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A Texan on tour in Washington DC.
Tourguide, "The Lincoln Memorial is one of the largest burial memorials in the nation".
Texan, "We have tombstones bigger than that in Texas".
Tourguide, "The Pentagon is the largest one piece building in the U.S".
Texan, "In Texas we have ranch homes bigger then that."
Tourguide, "Here is the Whitehouse. One of the largest single-family dwellings in the America."
Texan, "Well, in Texas we have outhouses bigger then that."
Tourguide, " Yes, I know. You need them!"

 

[i386]

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^^^ Haha!

Farmer from Texas: I can get on my tractor and ride all day and not see all my fields.

Farmer from Georgia: Yea, I used to have a tractor like that.