Elmer Fudge....Re-Visited

[OBJ]

I was somewhat taken aback by the eloquent post by Elmer in SBN's thread "What I Put Up With Everyday". But....knowing that most of us are just good ol' boys that ain't had so much fancy words throwd at us since the cows left the barn, I felt a translation into words we can all understand was in order. Hope I did Elmer justice.<br /><br />

SBN, I am indeed extremely vexed by the cowardice of your tormentor,that i do feel inclined to boldly respond in kind and with direct intent, to this inexcusable protozoan to whom these harsh words is decidedly warranted.<br />Arrogance comes naturally to you and your ilk,who are, and remain ignorant by the feebleness of your character, that your absent organ of thought have not the slightness ability to be enhanced by the evolution of a mind. <br /><br />

Translation><br /><br />Posted: SBN, I am indeed extremely vexed by the cowardice of your tormentor,<br /><br />Meaning: Spinner ol’ buddy, it just beats the snot outta’ me how anyone can have such a wide yeller stripe up thar’ back like the polecat that’s been raggin’ on ya’.<br /><br />Posted: that I do feel inclined to boldly respond in kind and with direct intent,<br /><br />Meaning: It jist burns my bucket so bad that I gotta’ jist tell this turkey like it is!<br /><br />Posted: to this inexcusable protozoan to whom these harsh words is decideldly warranted.<br /><br />Meaning: And this poor excuse of a human bein’ deserves everthing he gits’!<br /><br />Posted: Arrogance comes naturally to you and your ilk,<br /><br />Meaning: Ya’ gotta be a natural born a$$hole cause you do it so well.<br /><br />Posted: who are, and remain ignorant by the feebleness of your character.<br /><br />Meaning: In fact, you do it so well it’s become second nature to ya’ and ya’ wouldn’t know how to say something nice if it hit ya’ plumb tween’ the eyes.<br /><br />Posted: that your absent organ of thought have not the slightness ability to be enhanced by the evolution of a mind.<br /><br />Meaning: I think yer brain gears blowed up bout the time the dinosaurs kicked off and ya’ ain’t got no chance of a re-build.<br /><br />Elmer...if I git wrong, blame it on my Funk&Wagnel.

 

[bubbakat]

Re: Elmer Fudge....Re-Visited

OBJ that correlation to his post was outstanding

 

[crab bait]

Re: Elmer Fudge....Re-Visited

thanks OBJ.. for the time & effort..<br /><br />not much at all was 'lost in traslation'<br /><br />where'd you learn fudgeesse anyway..??

 

[snapperbait]

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I'd say you bout nailed it right on the head there OBJ...

 

[neumanns]

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Well all be darned ol elmer was a speakin english i reckon. Beutiful job of helpin us lesser learnin folks in on that fancy piece of written.

 

[eurolarva]

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didnt know you were bi lingual Jim. Great translation.

 

[Carphunter]

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Oh...............now I get it.

 

[RetNav]

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Thanks OBJ,<br />I done been wunderin fer the last 2 days whut Elmer sed. Glad to see he agrees wid the rest of us.

 

[Elmer Fudge]

Re: Elmer Fudge....Re-Visited

oops!! that's what happens when that wabbit gets hold of my password, <br /><br />The camaraderie and sense of humor of the iboats membership is obviously second to none <br /><br />Another kind,sensitive and so often generous member of this forum "Djohns19 seems to have been insulted by another members somewhat unabashed behaviour, my hope is,his knowledge and wisdom will not be lost to those of us who do care.<br /><br />Djohn19,please accept my sincere plea,and return to iboats, for you are a most needed member.<br /><br />SBN,I do hope that the poison penned pond scum which attacked you, realize it's self worth in the context of it's domain.

 

[OBJ]

Re: Elmer Fudge....Re-Visited

I don't think that needs any translation what so ever Elmer.