Email Error {C&P}

THE-TAZ

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EMAIL ERROR:<br />><br />> A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to<br />Florida for a long weekend to<br />> thaw out during one particularly icy winter.<br />They planned to stay at the<br />> very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon<br />20 years ago. Because both<br />> had jobs they found it difficult coordinating<br />their travel schedules.<br />> It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida<br />on a Thursday, and his wife<br />> would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as<br />planned, the husband checked<br />> into the hotel. In his room there was a computer<br />so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in<br />Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one<br />> letter in her address, and sent the e-mail,<br />without realizing his error.<br />> In Houston, a widow had just returned from her<br />husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister<br />of many years who had been called home to<br />> glory following a heart attack. The widow checked<br />her e-mail,<br />expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon<br />reading the first message,<br />> she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room,<br />found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer<br />screen which read:<br />>><br />> To: My Loving Wife<br />> Subject: I've Arrived.<br />><br />> I know you are surprised to hear from me. They<br />have computers here now and<br />> you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved<br />ones. I've just arrived and<br />> have been checked in. I see that everything has<br />been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.<br />><br />> Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your<br />journey is as uneventful as mine was.<br />><br />> P.S. Sure is hot down here! :rolleyes: :eek: :D :D <br /><br />Taz<br />>
 

Homerr

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Re: Email Error {C&P}

ROFLAMO!!!<br /><br />HAHAHAH!!! :D :eek: <br /><br />H.
 

ebbtide176

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Re: Email Error {C&P}

:D lol<br /><br />if she would've been pc savvy like LF, she'd have replied "return to sender, address unknown" :) <br /><br />ok, i'm not worth a dang telling jokes (accdg to my pop, altho some friends think i do a fair job)<br /><br />these 2 guys from KY went to TN to apply for a big city job. the 1st one went in, and the interviewer said " i've got to give you a test of your working IQ"<br /><br />the KY'r said "sure, no problem"<br /><br />intervr: " if i took this pencil and poked out your eye, what would be the result?"<br /><br />KY: "well, dang, i'd be half blind, i guess"<br /><br />intervr: " and if i poked out your other eye, then what?"<br /><br />KY: " i'd be totally blind!!!"<br /><br />interv: " ok then. check back with the co in 2 days"<br /><br />KY goes outside and tells his bud " lissen, theyz gonna give you a test! and remember to answer 'half blind, then totally blind!'. the other guy, SBN, says "ok, i gottit".<br /><br />so, he goes in...<br /><br />intervr: " if i took a knife and cut off your ear, what would be the result?"<br /><br />SBN: "well, dang, i'd be half blind, i guess"<br /><br />intervr: " and if i cut off the other ear, then what?"<br /><br />SBN: " i'd be totally blind!!!"<br /><br />intervr: " how on earth do you figure that to happen?"<br /><br />SBN: " uh....well, my hat would be falling down over my eyes, ya know!"<br /><br /> :)
 
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