Ok, so problem solved. Not sure exactly why or how, but I figured "screw it, I'll just try and time it anyways" because the rpms seemed like they were actually ok even though the gauge wasn't on the same page as me. So, I put in in base timing mode and adjusted the distributor to set it to 8 degrees. When I got back up out of the engine compartment, it was reading 800rpm, no jumping around or anything. Stopped and started and it's still looking right. I guess it must have had something to do with the distributor being off? I was maybe 1/12 of a rotation off from where I shoulda been. Hope it stays this way, lol.
Also, in reference to my above post about a loose or bad connection....it seems that this might be possible if the connection to the tachometer goes to the distributor. Does it??? If so, it seems that I might have to get in there and get a more solid connection.