Equality of the sexes . . .

[JB]

Re: Equality of the sexes . . .

Once I learned the truth of this I did okay.

I know two things with certainty about women:
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[QC]

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I have it really good, and most of my posts about Mrs. QC would attest to that. Annnnnnnnd to keep it that way, I will limit my biotching to here thank you . . .

BTW, news flash!!!! She flippin' found them . . . Oh, and I forgot to mention the hour I spent digging through all of the trash that might have contained the stuff she threw out off of the table that she swore she left the rings on that was nowhere near the carpet around the bathtub where she found them . . .

 

[DJ]

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Oh, and I forgot to mention the hour I spent digging through all of the trash . . .

I thought I was the only one.

 

[Bob_VT]

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I have it really good, and most of my posts about Mrs. QC would attest to that. Annnnnnnnd to keep it that way, I will limit my biotching to here thank you . . .

BTW, news flash!!!! She flippin' found them . . . Oh, and I forgot to mention the hour I spent digging through all of the trash that might have contained the stuff she threw out off of the table that she swore she left the rings on that was nowhere near the carpet around the bathtub where she found them . . .

Sounds like she has earned a reward! Simple diamond earrings or a small necklace! That will earn you points.

 

[WizeOne]

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Yada yada yada.......................blah blah blah....................QC. Seems to me you lost some things more important than your wedding ring, ..................and from the sounds of it years ago!! Or then again maybe Mrs QC has them put away with the other things she no longer lets you control. Dude, man up and quit your whining....................

Oooh! That was a low blow, LT!

 

[QC]

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I thought I was the only one.

Oh, and to prove I was being fair, I didn't even mention that I have already dug her wedding ring out of the trash. Annnnnnd I also didn't mention that she recently left a $1600 personal check made out to her in a parking lot. It fell out of the truck when she hopped out. I was helping her retrace her steps when I said, "we were at Things and Stuff . . ." and then my 20 YO said, "that's funny, I just saw Things and Stuff on the caller ID". Yup somebody turned it into the store she dropped it in front of; the owner tracked her down. I guess it's good if you lose stuff and you're also lucky . . . Guess who went to go pick it up.

 

[puddle jumper]

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Boy dude you just recked your wife Xmas. She wanted a new ring. That was just a hint on what she wanted and you could of played it into the best XXXX XXXXXX ever. So sad

 

[oops!]

Re: Equality of the sexes . . .

mannnnnnn.....the hair on the back on my neck just stood up !

 

[jay_merrill]

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Awwwwwwwwwww Phooooey!

Forget all this truck about rings and "yes dear-in" and all that! What I want to know is who the heck decided that its my job to put the seat down when I'm done ... its my dang house! She needs to put the flippin thing up when she's done!

 

[QC]

Re: Equality of the sexes . . .

See Jay I have a similar take on this . . . Since they can ONLY use the toilet with the seat down and we have optional uses it would seem to me that they have the ultimate responsibility to insure that they have the seat right before they use it . . . But there I go, logic again, how utterly ridiculously stupid of me

BTW, my understanding of this issue is that they do not want to touch the seat . . . Soooooo, I guess if that's the issue, and since we should also not touch the seat, we should just leave it down all the time and simply see how they like that . . .

 

[tashasdaddy]

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we just use separate bath rooms, behind the shed is good also.

 

[Bob_VT]

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we just use separate bath rooms, behind the shed is good also.

LOL

So, now we all be haunted by the visual image of what happens behind the shed in your yard when we see pictures of your boat

 

[Tyme2fish]

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LOL

So, now we all be haunted by the visual image of what happens behind the shed in your yard when we see pictures of your boat

Help! I've gone blind!!

 

[QC]

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My understanding was that TD would go blind . . .

 

[aspeck]

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Man, we have gone from finger rings to toilet rings, to ... umm, never mind ...

Where do we go from here?

 

[wildmaninal]

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My understanding was that TD would go blind . . .

lmao....... I actually have no input for ya QC, being that I've never been married. I look at it like this.........I don't need a woman to make me crazier then what I already am .

Seriously though, for those who are married ya'll have it made.

 

[aspeck]

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Hey QC, while I was hunting today MY blonde wife found her tennis bracelet! Yep, she was waving her arm when I got out of the woods and her wrist was all glittery! She says she found it in her jewlery box!

At least it was found!

 

[QC]

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She says she found it in her jewlery box!

LMAO I'm going to go look for Mrs. QC's missing tennis bracelet there too. You never know . . .

 

[mphy98]

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been married 26 years, yes to the same woman. learned the secret to a long and happy marraige from my parents.


step one. when you get up say I'M SORRY, because i know i am going to do something wrong sometime today.

step two. anytime she asks me to do something it's always YES DEAR.

now for those of you who are single or married for a short time the sooner you learn this, the more time you will be able to spend fishing. and yes, i did lose a piece of my anatomy years ago, but since i don't need those to fish i figure it's ok

 

[puddle jumper]

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I got my wife on saturday. We were out Xmas shopping and she put her purse down on the shelf near what she was looking at and then walked away. I picked up her purse and did not say anything. The look on her face when she went to pay for what she wanted was priceless. I just gave her a long enough moment to realise what she had done before handing her purse back at the counter.Me bad