Winger Ed.
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2004
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Everyone likes to watch the folies at the boat ramp. <br /><br />In years past, it even became a place where all the Harley Chopper/Biker undesirable types would hang out and watch the 'goings on'.<br /><br />As one thing leads to another, the bikers finally got to be a problem. <br /><br />Not only would they watch, but eventually they'd (loudly) offer free comments on your boat, your truck, your wife,,, etc.... and as they got more and more drunk, and smoked more, and more of that narcotic. <br /><br />As you'd guess, <br />the later on in the day it was, and the drunker they got, the less, and less 'complimentary' the comments became.<br /><br />I figured out a way to stop the non-sense when I was launching my old, and just buttt ugly, (1958) 19' Lone Star day cruiser back in them days.<br /><br />We'd back the boat down, then stop. <br /><br />When I was in the boat, and almost ready to slide it off the trailer....... <br /><br />That's about the time you'd hear the nasty comments begin,,,,,,,,<br /><br />That's also when I'd yell to my fishing buddy driveng the tow vehicle, <br /><br /><br />"STOP!!, STOP!!", I'd yell... along with the appropriate hand waving. <br /><br />(as pre-arranged, he'd slow & stop in the middle of the ramp)<br /><br />After he stopped, opened the truck door and hollereed, "What"?<br /><br />I'd go on and say, "I got Browning automatic here,,, but I don't see the bait, my .357, our extra 1,000 rounds of ammo, or your Winchester!!".<br /><br /><br />It'd get real quite over in the 'peanut gallery'.<br /><br /><br />When we tied up the more or less deserted ramp, as we were passing (empty) ammo cans from the truck to the boat, folded towels, extra clothes, coolers, etc...<br /><br />It took about a minute of subdued conversation before you heard a few dozen HUGE! HUGE!! air cooled, V-twin motorcycles crank up, and head out of the parking lot headed towards the nearby 'on-ramp' for Interstate 35.<br /><br />S/F,<br />Ed.<br /><br />And dog-gonn-it, <br />as much as I like crossing the country on 2 wheels, having ridden in and out of 26 states, plus the Eastern Seaboard of the US.. Putting a total of over 100,000 miles on 3 motorcycles, and paying to keep the 'Motorcycle Also' provision on my driver's licence for over 30 years, I really felt bad about treating fellow bikers like that. <br /><br />But then again, <br />I'd tell them guys the same thing I tell my kids, "If you act like a "Transom",,, don't be surprised when people treat you like the 'effluent' that they pay to get sucked out of their boat's 'holding tank'.