Expected Business Mergers for 2007

[Bob in Calif.]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these merges in 2007.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, warner Bros. and Zesta Cradkers will join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. FedEx is expected to join it's major competitor and become: FedUp.

5. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

6.Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Pupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National organization of Women will merge and become: Knott Now.

...Bob in Calif...

 

[Plainsman]

Re: Expected Business Mergers for 2007

8)8)8).... thinkI'll buy into #4

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: Expected Business Mergers for 2007

:^ :^ :^ d

 

[Laddies]

Re: Expected Business Mergers for 2007

8)8)8)

 

[treedancer]

Re: Expected Business Mergers for 2007

Heres one you might want to keep an eye on, this looks good on paper to me.

Just about any solid healthcare looks good, with all of the Boomers looking at retirement in the next few years.

http://www.retailnet.com/story.cfm?ID=33504

 

[Boomyal]

Re: Expected Business Mergers for 2007

Good one Bob!8)