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For all of us fisherman, I've often wondered just how much $$$ those fish we catch cost per pound. Considering: price of rig, fuel, etc.<br /><br />What do you think?
<br /><br />I know it's not the point of boat ownership. <br /><br />Just for fun. if the bottom of old shade tree even looks like it might think about sweating, me and the boat bum are going to have some words. i can fix the pulley bolt for under a buck but thats not the point, he could have at least said sorry. as for the cost of fish per lb, with the curse in full swing....i fell like i'm at a boobie bar tossing ones over the back of the boat, can't even get a lap dance. broken boat $$$ bait death$$$ lost tackel$$$ alter refurbeshing$$$ bribe for the fish gods$$$ lucky rabbits foot$$$ can of acme curse lifter$$$....lets see....@##@*&%%$#@& thats 29.95 a scale. how many scales dose a fish have anyways? looks like i'm going to have to start getting crafty. is it unethical to make your kids get summer jobs to pay for fishen? i could quit eating. siphoning gas out of the wife's blazer for tiller fuel is'nt considered a fellony in FL...YET! i could raid the neibors fancy garden pond for those big gold fish things(coi), i herd they make great(free)bass bait. if i add the cost of bail money into it...this could get exspencive. i may have to ask the wife to get a job at the local roast cat. left over lo mein looks like night crawlers(taste like it to). we'll see <br />derwood <br />derwood never caught a mackral before( they don't come into the canals for shore fishen) they seem to have some teeth...or should i say mandebals of death. i had my thumb right there and it went and opened its mouth and said "snap,snap,kasnap". almost threw my shoulder out getten my thumb outa harms way. my eyes were as big as dinner plates when i saw those chompers. coulda lost a finger or something, at the least i would have been one hurten pup for sure. i had a good time this weekend dispite the rough start the fog of the curse is lifting. <br /> derwood. <br /><br />You've actually caught some fish! <br /><br />Now, we need to work on the mechanical gremlins that seem to follow your rig(s) around. I don't believe they are related to the fish gods. Yes, they do talk, but each substrata has their own powers. I think you outsmarted them-THIS TIME! But, beware, they're on your trail.<br /><br />I'm not sure about the incantations for these.<br /><br />May I suggest:<br /><br />-Back to the alter (in this case the outside work bench), burn some TC-3 in the fish scale container. Watch out for the EPA though! Just consult "12 footer".<br /><br />-throw some gear lube over your shoulder.<br /><br />-cut off two inches of fuel line and and burn it with the TC-3.<br /><br />-And ALWAYS keep two spark plugs in your tackle box. That-oughta send em screeching back to mechanical %^&$!<br /><br />We're pullin' for ya!! don't realy care bout tarpon. i can't eat it and i don't want to harm such a noble fish out of stupidity.( i gather that they are fragel to a point) doubt i'll get to much of a chance to catch permit, least not now anyway. i know a little about cobia, they say they can break a mans leg when on deck if they are big enough. they have been known to break chairs when flopping arround on deck. nothing a fish bat weilded by an shoafin monk wont cure( wounded bear style gung fu) i have seen most of the poison ones, if it looks like a govenment secreat progect, just cut the line and re-rig. no need to even mess arruond. i got a pleaseing gift from the fish gods sunday night. a new fish recipe. fish,salt and pepper,a grill(wood for fuel) and pace picantae sauce. even my kid (1 of 4)that dose'nt like fish unless it comes out of a cardboard sea liked it. thats saying something. i would like to try it with some lemon added to it. yall have got to try it. its good " i garonteee" (to quote the late great cajiun) the mech. gods are always ticked at me. i belong to the shade tree clan( arch enimes) i wear three spark plugs arround my neck and can make a new power head out of old chewing gum and beer caps. if i can't fix it on the water it was made broke....well maby i have done some creative things in my time, best not push it. i've got to post the picture of the shade tree special...redneck art at its shadyest. i fixed the holes in the bottom with beer cans and epoxy. they don't leak but the new rivets put in by the boat bum sure do. i'll fix that mess my way. <br />derwood.<br />P.S. i'll do the mech. sacrifice anyway. out of respect for a worthy advisary.