Fishin Joke

Fish n Geer

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There is this ole boy that gets his limit everytime out.His friend which happens to be a "Game Warden"says man you are one lucky guy how do you get all those fish?He tells him come on out saturday mornin with me i will show you.So they meet up and the Game Warden asked him where is your poles and tackle?He points at a duffle bag in the boat and says everything i need is in there!The Game Warden puzzled thinks ok he must know what he is doing he gets all these fish.They head out, get to a spot.The guy reaches in the duffle bag and pulls out a stick of dynamite lites it throws it in the water.BOOM! up floats a bunch of fish!The Game Warden is just freaking out! You cant do that! He lites another stick and hands it to the Game Warden and replies are you gonna fish or just sit there?:D
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Fishin Joke

it's funny but i heard it about 50 years ago.
 

Fish n Geer

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Re: Fishin Joke

Yeah i imagine you did.Been a long time just thought of it wanted to share it.
 

i386

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Re: Fishin Joke

it's funny but i heard it about 50 years ago.

That's the 1st time I've heard that one. I can't say I've heard anything 50 years ago. I did tell my SILS smart mouth kid once to shut up and that I had underwear older than him though. So even though I haven't been around long enough to attain your level of wisdom I think I have a hint of how you feel. :D
 

Nandy

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Re: Fishin Joke

I have heard that joke so many times and I have never found it funny. I must have a weird sense of humor cuz everyone seems to get a good laugh with it.
 

Fish n Geer

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I have heard that joke so many times and I have never found it funny. I must have a weird sense of humor cuz everyone seems to get a good laugh with it.
I would have to agree.;)Even folks i told it to that dont fish laugh at it.:D
 

gonefishie

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Re: Fishin Joke

What does a fish say when it hit a concrete wall????
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Damm!
 
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