Football and the blonde...

[i386]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! ' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents.'

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Football and the blonde...

I have so many comebacks for that one. But, I will be a lady and refrain (for now).

 

[david_r]

Re: Football and the blonde...

and i thought all the good blonde jokes were already told.

sorry ladies

 

[bandit86]

Re: Football and the blonde...

2 blondes walk into a bar. one of them says "ouch that hurt"

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: Football and the blonde...

I have so many comebacks for that one. But, I will be a lady and refrain (for now).

Oh come on were all grown children here.

 

[ne7800]

Re: Football and the blonde...

LMAO thats great, I love a good blond joke

 

[fdmsiv]

Re: Football and the blonde...

Late one night two blondes are sitting in a corn field in the mid west looking up at the stars.

Blonde 1: I wonder which is closer Florida or the Moon?

Blonde 2: Duhhhh! Can you see Florida?