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Caddy Comments<br /><br />1. Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." <br />Caddy: " Do you think you can keep your head down thatlong?" <br /><br />2. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." <br />Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." <br /><br />3. Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" <br />Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." <br /><br />4. Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" <br />Caddy: "Eventually." <br /><br />5. Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." <br />Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." <br /><br />6. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." <br />Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." <br /><br />7. Golfer: "How do you like my game?" <br />Caddy: "Very good, sir, but, personally, I prefer golf." <br /><br />8. Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" <br />Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." <br /><br />9. Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." <br />Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." <br /><br />10. Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." <br />Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.".
