ford bumper sticker

[beeza]

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heres a few that havent been written up yet<br /><br />FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump<br /><br />REPCO- Reccomended Every Piece Comes Off

 

[cindytim]

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dont matter what kind of car it is, unless there is enuff room in the back seat for $#@% - ing!<br /><br />ride em hard and put em away wet

 

[495v]

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Nice comment there cindytim, no wonder your divorced.

 

[daddysdream]

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deathray-i'm with you. my buddy's reply however was:<br /><br />Poor<br />Little <br />Youth<br />Must<br />Own<br />Used<br />Trash<br />Heap<br /><br />what do you expect, he drives fords and his brother owns chevs <br /><br />p.s. still have my '71 plymouth, drive a dodge truck and wife drives a 2001 caravan.

 

[dkhntr]

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On the other side of the ocean....<br /><br />F fix<br />I it<br />A again<br />T Tony!<br /><br />~Chris

 

[thomascypert]

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For<br />Oklahoma<br />Redneck<br />Drivers

 

[FUBAR]

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OK, here's mine:<br /><br />Fudged <br />Over<br />Rebuilt<br />Dodge<br /><br />Cheapest<br />Heap<br />Ever<br />Varied<br />Yearly

 

[Matty1000]

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Originally posted by efhenry:<br /> Can't C<br />Help H<br />Every E<br />Valve V<br />Rattles R<br />Oil O<br />Leaks L<br />Every E<br />Time T

Actually its:<br />Cant<br />Hear<br />Every <br />Valve <br />Rapping<br />Over<br />Loud<br />Engine<br />Tapping

 

[DJ]

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MOPAR<br /><br />M-Mostly <br />O-Old<br />P-Parts<br />A-and<br />R-Rust<br /><br /> <br /><br />The "Aussie" V-8 Holden is the same as the as the US GTO.

 

[demsvmejm]

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Ashes to ashes<br />Dust to dust<br />Chevy Rules,<br />And Fords Rust.<br /><br />I heard that Dodge was coming out with tailgate heaters. That way your hands don't get cold in the winter when you have to push them off to the side of the road. <br /><br />As a professional mechanic, there's only one type of vehicle that I hate to work on worse than DaimlerChrysler vehicles, and that's anything Bavarian. Stop to think of it, maybe that's why Chryslers rank so low. I'd even rather work on a Brit. There is no common sense in how mopars are assembled. In order to remove this you have to remov ethat first. But in order to remove that, this has to come off

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Yugo.....................Says it all

 

[TELMANMN]

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With the problem with the Explorer roll overs FORD stands for :Flopped<br /> Over<br /> Real<br /> Dead

 

[slo boat]

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F uc er <br />O nly <br />R olls <br />D ownhill

 

[demsvmejm]

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They named the problem then circled it!

 

[Realgun]

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One word....HEMI

Have<br />every<br />mechanic<br />involved<br /><br />Still won't Dodge

 

[90skichallenger]

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Made <br />Of <br />Putty <br />And <br />Rubber <br /> <br />Got <br />Mechanic <br />Coming <br /><br />Get<br />Tools<br />Out<br /><br />Cheap<br />Heap<br />Every<br />Valve<br />Rattles<br />Oil<br />Leaks<br />Every<br />Time<br /> <br />Poor<br />Old<br />Nutjob<br />Thinks<br />Its<br />A<br />Cadillac<br /><br />"This is Ford country, on a quiet night you can hear the Chevy's rust"<br /><br />All I can remember right now that havent been used yet.<br />Bumper sticker on back of mod'ed Chevy truck<br />"Nice but not a Ford"<br />I liked that one. <br />Later,

 

[Limited-Time]

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Speed kills, buy a Chevy.<br />Sponsored by the Ford Mtr. Co.

 

[youngboater]

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GMC=Gay Mans Chevy

 

[coluth]

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I have 2 ford 3 chevys 1 caddie had a dodge and am in the process of rebuilding a willys. out of all of these ,well the ones that run, only the chevy has lasted me more than a year but best of all i get the off road version of all and only my stock s10 blazer has lasted my abuse. chevys are the kings of the car universe. fords are the pawns.

 

[mulv80]

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Chevy - Only little boys where bowties