Friends don't let friends back up boats

Barbee Q

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I have 2 friends, these 2 go out to test drive the boat and do some fishing. He just got his boat out of the repair shop and promised to take me.. Did they take me? HEK no. Anyway they get back early and one is just soaking wet and P O , plus torn pants and bump on head. While the other guy is just in the passenger seat looking guilty as all hek.. So I had to ask.. What Happened to you????? DING DONG fell asleep at the ramp in the drivers seat while , I was yelling pull up, pull up. When I tried to get off the front of my boat, my stomach got caught up on a hook and my shoe slipped off the trailor and I went into the water.. "Well, what about the bump on your head?" I had to to ask.. When I got up I slipped again and my head hit the side of the boat and then I tore my soaking wet pants on the trailor.. I found ding dong passed out in the truck becuase he was up all nite... And when I finally got him up, All he could say, Hey why are you swimming when were suppose to be out fishing.. My words were to both of them,, See if Ding dong had been wearing a "SIGN", "I've Been Up All Nite" you would of taken me.. "There, now you know"... I got a colorful f-you and off they went.. By the way his boat runs fantastic.'TWO' Picture a 240lb. man falling into 18inches of water. I wish I was there filming it.. This is what happens when Dumb Dumb and Ding Dong leaves Smart *** at home..
 

fire831

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Re: Friends don't let friends back up boats

Man I love reading your post. Keep them comming.
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Friends don't let friends back up boats

Thanks, the're all my real life experiences.. You would think I had enough for 3 lifetimes..
 

Wimperdink

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Re: Friends don't let friends back up boats

Great stuff... almost had me in tears I was laughing so hard. You need to consider video taping your outings :D ... set up a permenant security cam on your boat facing the activities and a vhs recorder underneath somewhere recording the fun.
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Friends don't let friends back up boats

You know I protected the names of the people involved , becuase if Randy knew, I would never be able to go out fishing with him anymore and Dennis would never call me again..OOPS SEE... There justice has been served....
 
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