Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[redneck joe]

Huh. Learn everyday...

 

[redneck joe]

comes with its own lake

 

[Tnstratofam]

Hey if it holds that much water it must float right? Or you could just fill it with goldfish. That way you wouldn't have to leave the yard to fish.

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

Would make a nice skating rink too.

 

[tomhath]

comes with its own lake

This is brilliant. If you want to test the motor you just put it on the transom backwards. No need for a trashcan...

 

[redneck joe]

now that was funny.

 

[Tnstratofam]

Check this out!

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/boa/4736026159.html
[h=2]24 Ft, Fiberglass Deck Boat - $1500 (Jacksboro)[/h]

? craigslist - Map data ? OpenStreetMap



(google map) (yahoo map)


No. Motor, Nice traylor,new carpet ,would trade or sale.Has trolling mtr.Good looking boat,and safe for kids.

Safe for the kids! Yeah right.:facepalm:

 

[sphelps]

I would actually like to have that ...^^^

 

[Tnstratofam]

Here is another winner. I think the water ready statement is optomistic at best. Even if he has a picture of it on the lake.
[h=2]bayliner boat and trailer water ready - $700 (elizibethton)[/h]

I got a 18' bayliner fishing boat with cabin real nice cabin only needs two seats i just sit on the seat platform it looks good runs floats and goes has 125 force on it
Will sell for 700 obo or trade on vehicle car truck suv 4 wheeler dirt bike etc call anytime its a landline i can send pics via phone but it dont get good service at tge house show contact info cell or house show contact info

 

[Tnstratofam]

One more for tonight. I think the boat pretty much says all that needs to be said.:faint2:
[h=2]15' boat and trailer - $300 (forest city)[/h]

Title in hand for the boat only Good hull no motor good trailer someone has built a deck on the front and rear for fishing floor under the deck feels real strong NO CALLS AFTER 9PM

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/bar/4787480791.html Is that a sheet of plywood carpeted in the floor?

 

[redneck joe]

not sure but where are the 'seats in good condition'??

 

[muskyfins]

not sure but where are the 'seats in good condition'??

Well you have to admit-you can't find a single thing wrong with them........

 

[NYBo]

Check this out!

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/boa/4736026159.html
[h=2]24 Ft, Fiberglass Deck Boat - $1500 (Jacksboro)[/h]

? craigslist - Map data ? OpenStreetMap



(google map) (yahoo map)


No. Motor, Nice traylor,new carpet ,would trade or sale.Has trolling mtr.Good looking boat,and safe for kids.

Safe for the kids! Yeah right.:facepalm:

A floating playpen!

 

[laurentide]

Sadly, yes, an all too common band aid fix for a rotten deck. My first boat had one :facepalm:

 

[laurentide]

This guy...

 

[irish1985]

This guy...

sounds like the guy who bought the BMW but can't afford to fill up the gas tank! yikes. you would have to be crazy to want to work for this guy after reading his ad, basically devaluing you before you even meet him.

also this: "i want some one who knows what he is doing or please do not reply" - never understood why people put things like this in their ads - maybe they've been burned before, but it literally accomplishes nothing other than making you look like a jerk.

 

[irish1985]

p.s. i get it, there's a stigma for mechanics ripping off customers who don't know any better, but blatantly calling others rates "stupid" is pretty ignorant. the guy clearly has no concept of what goes into running a legitimate business - things like employees and insurance aren't cheap, hence, you can't exactly charge the $15/hour this guy is dreaming of if you intend to stay afloat and god forbid actually make some money with your business.

my business runs ads on craigslist, and while there is always diamonds in the rough, i can spot a red flag from a potential headache-client from a mile away... i wouldn't work for a guy like this for $200/hour - not that he would be willing to pay more than $10/hour anyway :lol:

 

[merkurfan]

comes with its own lake

also looks like the earth is recaliming this one.. where did the wheels and axle go?

 

[Tnstratofam]

How about a nice tri hull. Remember " this baby is fast for it's size if you don't load it with people.":faint2::facepalm:

http://tricities.craigslist.org/boa/4732762181.html
[h=2]Cool Little Boat - $850 (Tir Cities)[/h]

Fun little boat !!! I used it all summer to fish and tube with the family!!!! Dont really wanna sell but moving and do not have a place to put it. Fires right up every time and this baby is fast for size if you dont load it down with too many people. There is a problem with the reverse but didnt really take the time to fix it because I never really had to have it, I just used the ore. This boat is far from perfect and does need some TLC I just used it like it is and didnt worry about it and had loads of fun with my family on this thing!!!!!I may trade it if you have something .......

Although I do secretly want that Chrysler 70hp.:eyebrows: